++ [ originally posted by denco ] ++
In continuation with out previously advertised report but this time with a twist, we now go to hollywood to see how they view the christian vieri story as first reported by Zizou
Reporter: How do you feel that Vieri has gone to Milan instead of Juve
De Niro: Are you talking to me?
Reporter: Yes
De Niro : Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm
Somebody ,messes with me, I am gonna mess with him
Tom Cruise: I feel the need for speed
Reporter: We are talking about Vieri here
Crusie: I know, just couldnt find anything to rhyme with slow, permanently injured mercenary
Cruise: I am in love
Repoter: With Vieri
Cruise: No with Katie
Reporter: Your film is out already, so can we focus
Cruise glares at the reporter
Reporter: I am sorry have i upset you?
Cruise: You have never seen me upset
Dum dum dum dum dum (theme music to mission impossible plays eerily in the background?
Hoffman: First Sheva, then Inzaghi and now Vieri, Mrs Milan, are you trying to seduce me?
Samuel L Jackson : Have you ever seen Vieri play?
Reporter: Yes
Jackson: Does he play or look like a *****?
Reporter:what?
Jackson? I said does he look like a *****?
Reporter: No
Jackson: Then why did u try to fook him like a *****
Have you ever danced with the devil in the plain moonlight? I always asked that of all my friends, i just like the sound they make
How do shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Keyser soze
We gotta go to Turin as i believe we have Moggi
Reporter: What are you gonna do now that Vieri has signed for Milan
Moggi: We are gonna sign the best 29 year old midfielder in the world, the best Patrick and the best Vieria but we are not interested in signing Patrick Vieria.
Reporter: Is it true you always bend the truth
Moggi: never, i always tell it like i see it, if i see it, i will tell it, like i have seen in the past and told it, and as i sawit and told it just as i will wee it and tell it, whatever, however, whenever, whichever, however strawbeery, raspberry, thornberry, blackberry, blueberry, redberry, huckleberry, big belly, 5 bellies and em peach
Lets talk about Delpiero
Reporter : Ok lets
Moggi: what?
Reporter:Talk about dp
Moggi:why
Reporter: Cos u said so
Moggi: when?
Reporter: Forget it
Moggi :forgotten already
Back to hollywood
Roger Moore, connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Lazenby: Bond James Bond
Haley Joey Osment: I see dead people
Reporter: Good , can you inform the dead celebrities of the Vieri saga
Clark Gable: Frankly my dear i dont give a damn
Brando: hey Stella
Milan gave him an offer he could not refuse
Look at the way the messed up my boy
Elvis: Adam told eve listen here to me dont let me catch you messing round that apple tree
Samson told Delilah loud and clear, keep your cotton-picking-fingers out of my curly hair
Marley: we are jamming, jamming in the name of the lord
Gaye: Whats goiing on? Lets get it on , oh babe lets get in on, lets love baby, I cannot get that feeling cos its sexual healing
Maurice Gibb: well you can tell by the way i use my walk , i am woman's man
oh shoot i do not know the lyrics, where are you Barry?
Oh, he is still alive
Anyways a ah ah ah staying alive stayin alive
How ironic, that i am dead
Iam lonely i am so lonely, i got nobody to call my own
Andy Gibb: i am here , have you forgotten, and besides that ios not a bee gees song
Tupac :Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass
outGot a nigga wantin it so bad I'm bout to pass outWanna dig you, and I
can't even lie about itBaby just alleviate your clothes, time to fly up out
itCatch you at a club, oh shit you got me fiendinBody talkin shit to me
but I can't comprehend the meaningNow if you wanna roll with me, then here's
your chance
God: Mr Shakur, how many times have i warned about the use of profanity here?
Tupac to reporter: Well i think he is still pissed at me for singing if i wonder that heaven is a ghetto
Besides man i get tiredog fruits and manna, i need me some barbecue and some ribs
Hey look at Como, Cosby and Jim Reeves over there singing white christmas
Tupac: Jingle bells , jingle balls, jingling all the way
God: Its not balls its bells
Tupac: Dawg
god: i have told you many times I am the Lord
tupac: Damn, shit Goddamnit
God: Thats it, you are outta here
Tupac: where am i gonna go?
God : Well you can go to hell since you like barbecues
Pesci: How many times am i gonna tell you kid, i am not dead, i have not just been in any films for a while
Osment laughs
Pesci: You think i am funny: do i amuse you? funny how:
When something strange in your neighbourhood, who u gonna call
when somethings bad and it dont look good, who u gonna call ghostbusters
Yeah, yeah
Get your ass and hurra
Uh, Ice Cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something
You can do it put your back into it
[I can do it put your ass into it
You can do it put your back into it
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your back into it
]Put your ass into it
Tic-tic-boom
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
All night long let me see that thong
Hydde: ja ja ja ja ja jam on it jam on it ja ja je je je jam on it
Cocaine will bow your brain but the sensimania is eery
I have got to carry the burden of expectancy upon my shoulders , no matter what happens , this is my gift, this is my curse
who am i? I am alessandro Del Piero
Vieri: whoa hold the phone, this thread is not about you
Dp: yes it is
Vieri: No its not, its about me
Dp: every thread is about me
Vieri: Its not
Dp: its too
Vieri: Its not
Denco : oh no, now we got Dp himself ruining a thread
Well bang goes another thread
In continuation with out previously advertised report but this time with a twist, we now go to hollywood to see how they view the christian vieri story as first reported by Zizou
Reporter: How do you feel that Vieri has gone to Milan instead of Juve
De Niro: Are you talking to me?
Reporter: Yes
De Niro : Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm
Somebody ,messes with me, I am gonna mess with him
Tom Cruise: I feel the need for speed
Reporter: We are talking about Vieri here
Crusie: I know, just couldnt find anything to rhyme with slow, permanently injured mercenary
Cruise: I am in love
Repoter: With Vieri
Cruise: No with Katie
Reporter: Your film is out already, so can we focus
Cruise glares at the reporter
Reporter: I am sorry have i upset you?
Cruise: You have never seen me upset
Dum dum dum dum dum (theme music to mission impossible plays eerily in the background?
Hoffman: First Sheva, then Inzaghi and now Vieri, Mrs Milan, are you trying to seduce me?
Samuel L Jackson : Have you ever seen Vieri play?
Reporter: Yes
Jackson: Does he play or look like a *****?
Reporter:what?
Jackson? I said does he look like a *****?
Reporter: No
Jackson: Then why did u try to fook him like a *****
Have you ever danced with the devil in the plain moonlight? I always asked that of all my friends, i just like the sound they make
How do shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Keyser soze
We gotta go to Turin as i believe we have Moggi
Reporter: What are you gonna do now that Vieri has signed for Milan
Moggi: We are gonna sign the best 29 year old midfielder in the world, the best Patrick and the best Vieria but we are not interested in signing Patrick Vieria.
Reporter: Is it true you always bend the truth
Moggi: never, i always tell it like i see it, if i see it, i will tell it, like i have seen in the past and told it, and as i sawit and told it just as i will wee it and tell it, whatever, however, whenever, whichever, however strawbeery, raspberry, thornberry, blackberry, blueberry, redberry, huckleberry, big belly, 5 bellies and em peach
Lets talk about Delpiero
Reporter : Ok lets
Moggi: what?
Reporter:Talk about dp
Moggi:why
Reporter: Cos u said so
Moggi: when?
Reporter: Forget it
Moggi :forgotten already
Back to hollywood
Roger Moore, connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Lazenby: Bond James Bond
Haley Joey Osment: I see dead people
Reporter: Good , can you inform the dead celebrities of the Vieri saga
Clark Gable: Frankly my dear i dont give a damn
Brando: hey Stella
Milan gave him an offer he could not refuse
Look at the way the messed up my boy
Elvis: Adam told eve listen here to me dont let me catch you messing round that apple tree
Samson told Delilah loud and clear, keep your cotton-picking-fingers out of my curly hair
Marley: we are jamming, jamming in the name of the lord
Gaye: Whats goiing on? Lets get it on , oh babe lets get in on, lets love baby, I cannot get that feeling cos its sexual healing
Maurice Gibb: well you can tell by the way i use my walk , i am woman's man
oh shoot i do not know the lyrics, where are you Barry?
Oh, he is still alive
Anyways a ah ah ah staying alive stayin alive
How ironic, that i am dead
Iam lonely i am so lonely, i got nobody to call my own
Andy Gibb: i am here , have you forgotten, and besides that ios not a bee gees song
Tupac :Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass
outGot a nigga wantin it so bad I'm bout to pass outWanna dig you, and I
can't even lie about itBaby just alleviate your clothes, time to fly up out
itCatch you at a club, oh shit you got me fiendinBody talkin shit to me
but I can't comprehend the meaningNow if you wanna roll with me, then here's
your chance
God: Mr Shakur, how many times have i warned about the use of profanity here?
Tupac to reporter: Well i think he is still pissed at me for singing if i wonder that heaven is a ghetto
Besides man i get tiredog fruits and manna, i need me some barbecue and some ribs
Hey look at Como, Cosby and Jim Reeves over there singing white christmas
Tupac: Jingle bells , jingle balls, jingling all the way
God: Its not balls its bells
Tupac: Dawg
god: i have told you many times I am the Lord
tupac: Damn, shit Goddamnit
God: Thats it, you are outta here
Tupac: where am i gonna go?
God : Well you can go to hell since you like barbecues
Pesci: How many times am i gonna tell you kid, i am not dead, i have not just been in any films for a while
Osment laughs
Pesci: You think i am funny: do i amuse you? funny how:
When something strange in your neighbourhood, who u gonna call
when somethings bad and it dont look good, who u gonna call ghostbusters
Yeah, yeah
Get your ass and hurra
Uh, Ice Cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something
You can do it put your back into it
[I can do it put your ass into it
You can do it put your back into it
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your back into it
]Put your ass into it
Tic-tic-boom
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
All night long let me see that thong
Hydde: ja ja ja ja ja jam on it jam on it ja ja je je je jam on it
Cocaine will bow your brain but the sensimania is eery
I have got to carry the burden of expectancy upon my shoulders , no matter what happens , this is my gift, this is my curse
who am i? I am alessandro Del Piero
Vieri: whoa hold the phone, this thread is not about you
Dp: yes it is
Vieri: No its not, its about me
Dp: every thread is about me
Vieri: Its not
Dp: its too
Vieri: Its not
Denco : oh no, now we got Dp himself ruining a thread
Well bang goes another thread

