Its official Vieri signs for Juve part 2 (2 Viewers)
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Back to reality after all the laffs...
The agent of released Inter Milan striker Christian Vieri has confirmed an approach has been received from UEFA Cup champs CSKA Moscow.
Backed by the sponsorship of Sibneft, the oil company of Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, CSKA are willing to offer Vieri a stunning £5 million-a-year contract to move to Moscow this season.
Vieri's agent, Sergio Berti, confirmed contact with the Russians over the weekend, though CSKA face stiff competition from England and Spain for the 31 year-old centre-forward.
The agent of released Inter Milan striker Christian Vieri has confirmed an approach has been received from UEFA Cup champs CSKA Moscow.
Backed by the sponsorship of Sibneft, the oil company of Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, CSKA are willing to offer Vieri a stunning £5 million-a-year contract to move to Moscow this season.
Vieri's agent, Sergio Berti, confirmed contact with the Russians over the weekend, though CSKA face stiff competition from England and Spain for the 31 year-old centre-forward.
In continuation with out previously advertised report but this time with a twist, we now go to hollywood to see how they view the christian vieri story as first reported by Zizou
Reporter: How do you feel that Vieri has gone to Milan instead of Juve
De Niro: Are you talking to me?
Reporter: Yes
De Niro : Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm
Somebody ,messes with me, I am gonna mess with him
Tom Cruise: I feel the need for speed
Reporter: We are talking about Vieri here
Crusie: I know, just couldnt find anything to rhyme with slow, permanently injured mercenary
Cruise: I am in love
Repoter: With Vieri
Cruise: No with Katie
Reporter: Your film is out already, so can we focus
Cruise glares at the reporter
Reporter: I am sorry have i upset you?
Cruise: You have never seen me upset
Dum dum dum dum dum (theme music to mission impossible plays eerily in the background?
Hoffman: First Sheva, then Inzaghi and now Vieri, Mrs Milan, are you trying to seduce me?
Samuel L Jackson : Have you ever seen Vieri play?
Reporter: Yes
Jackson: Does he play or look like a *****?
Reporter:what?
Jackson? I said does he look like a *****?
Reporter: No
Jackson: Then why did u try to fook him like a *****
Have you ever danced with the devil in the plain moonlight? I always asked that of all my friends, i just like the sound they make
How do shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Keyser soze
We gotta go to Turin as i believe we have Moggi
Reporter: What are you gonna do now that Vieri has signed for Milan
Moggi: We are gonna sign the best 29 year old midfielder in the world, the best Patrick and the best Vieria but we are not interested in signing Patrick Vieria.
Reporter: Is it true you always bend the truth
Moggi: never, i always tell it like i see it, if i see it, i will tell it, like i have seen in the past and told it, and as i sawit and told it just as i will wee it and tell it, whatever, however, whenever, whichever, however strawbeery, raspberry, thornberry, blackberry, blueberry, redberry, huckleberry, big belly, 5 bellies and em peach
Lets talk about Delpiero
Reporter : Ok lets
Moggi: what?
Reporter:Talk about dp
Moggi:why
Reporter: Cos u said so
Moggi: when?
Reporter: Forget it
Moggi :forgotten already
Back to hollywood
Roger Moore, connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Lazenby: Bond James Bond
Haley Joey Osment: I see dead people
Reporter: Good , can you inform the dead celebrities of the Vieri saga
Clark Gable: Frankly my dear i dont give a damn
Brando: hey Stella
Milan gave him an offer he could not refuse
Look at the way the messed up my boy
Elvis: Adam told eve listen here to me dont let me catch you messing round that apple tree
Samson told Delilah loud and clear, keep your cotton-picking-fingers out of my curly hair
Marley: we are jamming, jamming in the name of the lord
Gaye: Whats goiing on? Lets get it on , oh babe lets get in on, lets love baby, I cannot get that feeling cos its sexual healing
Maurice Gibb: well you can tell by the way i use my walk , i am woman's man
oh shoot i do not know the lyrics, where are you Barry?
Oh, he is still alive
Anyways a ah ah ah staying alive stayin alive
How ironic, that i am dead
Iam lonely i am so lonely, i got nobody to call my own
Andy Gibb: i am here , have you forgotten, and besides that ios not a bee gees song
Tupac :Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass
outGot a nigga wantin it so bad I'm bout to pass outWanna dig you, and I
can't even lie about itBaby just alleviate your clothes, time to fly up out
itCatch you at a club, oh shit you got me fiendinBody talkin shit to me
but I can't comprehend the meaningNow if you wanna roll with me, then here's
your chance
God: Mr Shakur, how many times have i warned about the use of profanity here?
Tupac to reporter: Well i think he is still pissed at me for singing if i wonder that heaven is a ghetto
Besides man i get tiredog fruits and manna, i need me some barbecue and some ribs
Hey look at Como, Cosby and Jim Reeves over there singing white christmas
Tupac: Jingle bells , jingle balls, jingling all the way
God: Its not balls its bells
Tupac: Dawg
god: i have told you many times I am the Lord
tupac: Damn, shit Goddamnit
God: Thats it, you are outta here
Tupac: where am i gonna go?
God : Well you can go to hell since you like barbecues
Pesci: How many times am i gonna tell you kid, i am not dead, i have not just been in any films for a while
Osment laughs
Pesci: You think i am funny: do i amuse you? funny how:
When something strange in your neighbourhood, who u gonna call
when somethings bad and it dont look good, who u gonna call ghostbusters
Yeah, yeah
Get your ass and hurra
Uh, Ice Cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something
You can do it put your back into it
[I can do it put your ass into it
You can do it put your back into it
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your back into it
]Put your ass into it
Tic-tic-boom
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
All night long let me see that thong
Hydde: ja ja ja ja ja jam on it jam on it ja ja je je je jam on it
Cocaine will bow your brain but the sensimania is eery
I have got to carry the burden of expectancy upon my shoulders , no matter what happens , this is my gift, this is my curse
who am i? I am alessandro Del Piero
Vieri: whoa hold the phone, this thread is not about you
Dp: yes it is
Vieri: No its not, its about me
Dp: every thread is about me
Vieri: Its not
Dp: its too
Vieri: Its not
Denco : oh no, now we got Dp himself ruining a thread
Well bang goes another thread
Reporter: How do you feel that Vieri has gone to Milan instead of Juve
De Niro: Are you talking to me?
Reporter: Yes
De Niro : Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm
Somebody ,messes with me, I am gonna mess with him
Tom Cruise: I feel the need for speed
Reporter: We are talking about Vieri here
Crusie: I know, just couldnt find anything to rhyme with slow, permanently injured mercenary
Cruise: I am in love
Repoter: With Vieri
Cruise: No with Katie
Reporter: Your film is out already, so can we focus
Cruise glares at the reporter
Reporter: I am sorry have i upset you?
Cruise: You have never seen me upset
Dum dum dum dum dum (theme music to mission impossible plays eerily in the background?
Hoffman: First Sheva, then Inzaghi and now Vieri, Mrs Milan, are you trying to seduce me?
Samuel L Jackson : Have you ever seen Vieri play?
Reporter: Yes
Jackson: Does he play or look like a *****?
Reporter:what?
Jackson? I said does he look like a *****?
Reporter: No
Jackson: Then why did u try to fook him like a *****
Have you ever danced with the devil in the plain moonlight? I always asked that of all my friends, i just like the sound they make
How do shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Keyser soze
We gotta go to Turin as i believe we have Moggi
Reporter: What are you gonna do now that Vieri has signed for Milan
Moggi: We are gonna sign the best 29 year old midfielder in the world, the best Patrick and the best Vieria but we are not interested in signing Patrick Vieria.
Reporter: Is it true you always bend the truth
Moggi: never, i always tell it like i see it, if i see it, i will tell it, like i have seen in the past and told it, and as i sawit and told it just as i will wee it and tell it, whatever, however, whenever, whichever, however strawbeery, raspberry, thornberry, blackberry, blueberry, redberry, huckleberry, big belly, 5 bellies and em peach
Lets talk about Delpiero
Reporter : Ok lets
Moggi: what?
Reporter:Talk about dp
Moggi:why
Reporter: Cos u said so
Moggi: when?
Reporter: Forget it
Moggi :forgotten already
Back to hollywood
Roger Moore, connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Lazenby: Bond James Bond
Haley Joey Osment: I see dead people
Reporter: Good , can you inform the dead celebrities of the Vieri saga
Clark Gable: Frankly my dear i dont give a damn
Brando: hey Stella
Milan gave him an offer he could not refuse
Look at the way the messed up my boy
Elvis: Adam told eve listen here to me dont let me catch you messing round that apple tree
Samson told Delilah loud and clear, keep your cotton-picking-fingers out of my curly hair
Marley: we are jamming, jamming in the name of the lord
Gaye: Whats goiing on? Lets get it on , oh babe lets get in on, lets love baby, I cannot get that feeling cos its sexual healing
Maurice Gibb: well you can tell by the way i use my walk , i am woman's man
oh shoot i do not know the lyrics, where are you Barry?
Oh, he is still alive
Anyways a ah ah ah staying alive stayin alive
How ironic, that i am dead
Iam lonely i am so lonely, i got nobody to call my own
Andy Gibb: i am here , have you forgotten, and besides that ios not a bee gees song
Tupac :Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass
outGot a nigga wantin it so bad I'm bout to pass outWanna dig you, and I
can't even lie about itBaby just alleviate your clothes, time to fly up out
itCatch you at a club, oh shit you got me fiendinBody talkin shit to me
but I can't comprehend the meaningNow if you wanna roll with me, then here's
your chance
God: Mr Shakur, how many times have i warned about the use of profanity here?
Tupac to reporter: Well i think he is still pissed at me for singing if i wonder that heaven is a ghetto
Besides man i get tiredog fruits and manna, i need me some barbecue and some ribs
Hey look at Como, Cosby and Jim Reeves over there singing white christmas
Tupac: Jingle bells , jingle balls, jingling all the way
God: Its not balls its bells
Tupac: Dawg
god: i have told you many times I am the Lord
tupac: Damn, shit Goddamnit
God: Thats it, you are outta here
Tupac: where am i gonna go?
God : Well you can go to hell since you like barbecues
Pesci: How many times am i gonna tell you kid, i am not dead, i have not just been in any films for a while
Osment laughs
Pesci: You think i am funny: do i amuse you? funny how:
When something strange in your neighbourhood, who u gonna call
when somethings bad and it dont look good, who u gonna call ghostbusters
Yeah, yeah
Get your ass and hurra
Uh, Ice Cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something
You can do it put your back into it
[I can do it put your ass into it
You can do it put your back into it
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your back into it
]Put your ass into it
Tic-tic-boom
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
All night long let me see that thong
Hydde: ja ja ja ja ja jam on it jam on it ja ja je je je jam on it
Cocaine will bow your brain but the sensimania is eery
I have got to carry the burden of expectancy upon my shoulders , no matter what happens , this is my gift, this is my curse
who am i? I am alessandro Del Piero
Vieri: whoa hold the phone, this thread is not about you
Dp: yes it is
Vieri: No its not, its about me
Dp: every thread is about me
Vieri: Its not
Dp: its too
Vieri: Its not
Denco : oh no, now we got Dp himself ruining a thread
Well bang goes another thread
