[ITA] Serie A 2013/2014 (25 Viewers)

[IrishZebra]

Imagine an Anzhi Makakalaklaka-style post-apocalyptic scenario, where Elkann has decided to sell our probable starting XI to fund his expanding cricket empire.

Where would this squad finish in Serie A?

GK - Storari, Leali, Rubinho
DRC - Sorensen, Masi, Rugani
DC - Ogbonna, Magnusson, Gouano
DLC - Caceres, Peluso
WBR - Isla, Pepe, Motta
MRC - Padoin, Giandonato
MC - Pogba, Marrone, Bouy
MLC - Rossi, Gabriel, Büchel
WBL - De Ceglie, Ziegler
CF - Giovinco, Zaza, Boakye
CF - Llorente, Matri, Quagliarella

4th or 5th.

 

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[Cuti]

With the money we get for selling all those players, we could finally get AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

Imagine an Anzhi Makakalaklaka-style post-apocalyptic scenario, where Elkann has decided to sell our probable starting XI to fund his expanding cricket empire.

Where would this squad finish in Serie A?

GK - Storari, Leali, Rubinho
DRC - Sorensen, Masi, Rugani
DC - Ogbonna, Magnusson, Gouano
DLC - Caceres, Peluso
WBR - Isla, Pepe, Motta
MRC - Padoin, Giandonato
MC - Pogba, Marrone, Bouy
MLC - Rossi, Gabriel, Büchel
WBL - De Ceglie, Ziegler
CF - Giovinco, Zaza, Boakye
CF - Llorente, Matri, Quagliarella

7th in best case. Midfield weaker than Bologna, no team chemistry and Matri supports terrorism.

 

[Vlad]

"Prandelli to call 7 Juventus players for match against Argentina." - Gazzeta

We can expect Lotito to complain if god forbid some of them don't play.

 

[Tommy]

7th in best case. Midfield weaker than Bologna, no team chemistry and Matri supports terrorism.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Please Fiorentina get Vojvodina for EL qualifications. Please, please, please!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

"Prandelli to call 7 Juventus players for match against Argentina." - Gazzeta

We can expect Lotito to complain if god forbid some of them don't play.

I just hate fucking pointless internationals esp when Italy participated in the confed cup

 

[Vlad]

I just hate fucking pointless internationals esp when Italy participated in the confed cup

No use of them really. Especially these August international friendlies. Coaches should try new players, tactics...

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Imagine an Anzhi Makakalaklaka-style post-apocalyptic scenario, where Elkann has decided to sell our probable starting XI to fund his expanding cricket empire.

Where would this squad finish in Serie A?

GK - Storari, Leali, Rubinho
DRC - Sorensen, Masi, Rugani
DC - Ogbonna, Magnusson, Gouano
DLC - Caceres, Peluso
WBR - Isla, Pepe, Motta
MRC - Padoin, Giandonato
MC - Pogba, Marrone, Bouy
MLC - Rossi, Gabriel, Büchel
WBL - De Ceglie, Ziegler
CF - Giovinco, Zaza, Boakye
CF - Llorente, Matri, Quagliarella

5th.

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Fred]

Despite the Serie A losing a lot of its appeal in the past few years, one thing you've gotta still love in the Serie A, is the good old deep lying playmakers they have in so many teams. Lazzari, Lodi, Valdes, Pizarro, and the king of them all Pirlo.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

D'agostino

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"Holy shit napoli fans have just robbed me again"

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[AFL_ITALIA]

I don't know why, but I've always liked him.

 

[GarfielD]

I don't know why, but I've always liked him.

Same.

 

[piotrr]

My god

 

[Martin]

 

[abstract]

My god

Are they a couple now ?

 

[piotrr]

A couple of douchebags for sure.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

i hope there is arsenic in their drinks

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

i hope there is arsenic in their drinks

They are immune to arsenic in Naples.