Some funny stuff out of this:
http://www.football-italia.net/47596/they-said-what
“Basically, either I have to laugh or cry!” - Considering Inter missed their first penalty in almost a year, Erick Thohir will cry and the rest of us laugh
“We were a little annoyed by the excessive euphoria of Napoli, who after all only won one League game that is worth three points. They acted like one of those little provincial clubs who go mad after beating a big team.” - Juventus general manager Beppe Marotta finds joy to be positively uncouth
“It was like playing Playstation the way we couldn’t score!” - Walter Mazzarri has perfected the art of falling over your own feet in Pro Evolution Soccer
“We were facing a Napoli side that was built to win and not to take part. After all, a club that spends more than €100m on the transfer market cannot be happy just to take part.” - Antonio Conte scoffs at the Olympic spirit
“I don't want to resort to moaning and talking about regrets.” - Hernanes joined the wrong club
“He moves like a striker and creates scoring opportunities with his movements.” - Vincenzo Montella wonders if Alessandro Matri is just a mime artist who got taken seriously
“Has the storm passed? I don’t know, I didn’t create the storm.” - Clarence Seedorf would make a terrible weatherman
“The winning mentality is one of those things about Juventus that, deep down, we Romanisti have always envied.” - Paulo Roberto Falcao reveals the secret Roma fans didn’t want you to know
