Dear respected Palestisraelis,
Let me start by saying that I am fairly impressed by how so many, notably in the "West", seem to have a pretty partisan and definite opinion regarding the conflict that has been opposing you since, well, quite some time. "Israel is behaving just like Nazi Germany with the Jews! The repugnant irony of it all!". "Rubbish, the Pals have voted Hamas in, a terrorist group bent on annihilating Israel, and now the chickens have come home to roost!". "They're carpet-bombing them!". "Yeah but who's been Kassam-rocketing first?". Etc, etc, ad infinitum.
Me, I am but an insular Westerner with a somewhat average intelligence, unable to pick a side. Im a dumb kuffar, a clueless goyem, so what Im about to say is in line with my condition I guess, but here it comes anyway : bollocks and more bollocks! This shit has nothing to do with missiles, Hamas, Israel, Palestine, various occupations throughout the ages, the Holocaust, the diaspora, 1948, the UN, the US, or any kind of religion or religious differences. Those are just a series of asides. The truth is, you'd be fighting no matter what. You've been at it for 5000 years or more. Since the second generation from your common ancestor, Abraham. You're all claiming retaliation. You're never going to stop, and you've managed to drag most of the world into your intrafamily squabble. See where Im getting at? No? Well then, allow me to rephrase, for the sake of clarity. In a nutshell, I guess that what Im trying to say, my dear Palestisraelis, is that....you're a bunch of fucking cunts.
But guess what, cunts, I have a solution. "We" should just close that whole place off to human habitation and make everybody leave their weapons behind as they go. No excuses. No promises of "but we'll be good from now on!". No whining. No sympathy. No empathy. No right of return. No appeals. We'll just take away the frigging toy and stick you in your respective corners, like we'd do with children who refuse to play nice. We could even take it one step further and open a channel between the Red Sea and the Dead Sea. We could give it a flood of biblical proportions, see how long it takes to fill the whole area with water and then bring in the bulldozers to remove anything that's still above sea level. Come on, let's do this. I bet you the animosity in the rest of the region will grind to a halt too. It'll be a relief.
To all the Palestinians and Israelis,
Just get out! Go wherever you like, but go! You can't stay there. All the claims from the UN, the Brits, the Ottomans, the Pope, the Templars, the Romans, the Egyptians or God are forfeited due to stupidity, unwarranted arrogance, pettiness, and the fact that you're nothing but a bunch of cunts. Don't let the gate hit you in the arse, and good riddance.
Sincerely,
An insular Westerner etc.
