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:undecide: seriously, why?
i would beat the crap of you even after 10 beers!
:undecide: seriously, why?
i would beat the crap of you even after 10 beers!
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Since i hadnt actually pmed them to nick, i might aswell change some to make them count.
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1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:
Not possible - One of a kind
2. Clueless:
Miss Dubai
3. Magnetic on-line personality:
Incubo - everyone else is boring
4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma's picture:
Don Bes
5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:
Vilhelmas - lets face it, he loves himself
6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)
Nina - can she match up to the expectations?
7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) … What? But when i think of people that annoy me i think of Incubo
a) Turtle: Miss Dubai
b) Lizard: Incubo
c) Chipmunk: Zlatan
d) Blowfish: Vin Man
e) Lion: Egyptian_Juventino because like a lion he thinks with his *****
f) Giraffe: Anna
g) Duck: Egyptian_Juventino because ducks are dumb
h) Turd: bah
i) Metrosexual: Pado
j) Vomit: /
k) Odd: Ian - Coming in and out posting wisdom like hes ****ing gandalf. I like him, but hes still odd
l) Mental deficiency: Emma Mac - the online version that is
m) psychopath: Josh
8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:
Fliakis - but only because he is smart.
9. Who do moderators fear the most?
The Off topic rule breaking posters like Emma Mac or Lilliana for plaging the forum - Not that they actually fear anyone
10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)
100% - No one is that close, same avatars and fabiana seems to have somehow found a way to control jessicas brain
11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?
Fliakis
12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
Incubo - All the coffee latte shit is the most gay thing ever. Image trying to have a chance with a women with that crap going on.
13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.
Lilliana - all of the time
14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Don Bes - because forums shouldnt be taken seriously
15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Incubo -Dosent always have it all wrong, but has it wrong to think that hes always right.
16. Most likely to be next moderator.
who cares? - really, can anyone even name all the moderators?
17. Most deserving of being next moderator.
see 16
18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.
see 17 - U kinda follow it up incase your not smart
19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Myself - so i wouldnt waste so much time here
20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?
Neither- all dutch look similar, but not alike.
21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.
Emma - not a good idea bringing home strangers
22. Most annoying avatar.
Nicks usually are quite sad, and everyone else who uses that avatar of that guy. Do i go around with a Tony Blair avatar?
23. Most original avatar.
Emma - definately, and she makes them herself which is even better.
24. Most tacky member.
Nick - Tacky Macky? gimme a break
25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”
Miss Dubai
26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD
Nina - you do try to hard on things. Like avoiding the shit threads, not going with the flow and not playing along with my nina is hot thing :down:
27. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Most juve related threads i dont really care what other members think, anything important can be found on football italia and your "opinions are yours and not mine" to quote G N' R.
but since that isnt actually a vote ill pick spanish whatever - the post boosting thread of jessica and fabiana. any other such thread would be closed. Can we have an english thread were we can post thousands of completely random messages? Close that stupid thread, they have msn, use it. And even after posting thousands of times in there, they still feel the need to plague the rest of the forum with spanish conversations between each other. Theres a PM feature you know.
Zlatan is right about the double standards maybe
28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.
Nick and Paul - Actually i wouldnt, that would be boring, they would sing to each other in Italian supporter group songs.
29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
Fabiana and Emma - Just image..
30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
Myself and Nick - that little punk needs to be hurt.
31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
Zlatan - Leaving Juventuz in a way that made he look like che g, then coming back and acting like a ****ing fool ranting on like an old women. Apart from that i like him tho.
32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.
josh
33. Male member who is most likely gay.
Padovano - Addicted to womens fashion makes me thing you like to dress up at the weekend
34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)
No answer given - and thanks for the 0%s everyone. ****ers.
35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)
0% - Fliakis dosent go back on his decisions and Lilliana talks shit, you need to also enjoy talking outta your ass to get on with her, like Anna or Miss Dubai.
36. Most like a married couple?
Erik and Nina - they would be great together
37. Most like a gay couple?
Serge and Padovano - the only man to stimulate pado the way a sheep does.
38. Most like a lesbian couple?
Fabiana and Jessica - lack of choice really.
39. Probably a lesbian?
Vicki - agree with Nick
40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”
Serge - Even when i pissed him off he didnt ignite
41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com
Mac - Im more serious, and i dont follow around a weird italian-american looking for trouble.
42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?
Martin- seen his XT fav teams? Who the hell dosent he support?
43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.
Mac - Because Nick thinks he is and i just wanna be an asshole like him.
44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
see 43
45. Male member who is still a virgin.
Stuart - At least he should be.
46. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lilliana - she loves the lights of juventuz directly shining at her. Cant we have a turn Lilli?
47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vin Man - and i mean everyone at the one time
48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Graham? - yeah he would
49. Member who needs to get laid.
Incubo - kinda tense
50. Member who will never get laid.
Egyptian
51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?
He has a guilyness about him
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1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:
Not possible - One of a kind
2. Clueless:
Miss Dubai
3. Magnetic on-line personality:
Incubo - everyone else is boring
4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma's picture:
Don Bes
5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:
Vilhelmas - lets face it, he loves himself
6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)
Nina - can she match up to the expectations?
7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) … What? But when i think of people that annoy me i think of Incubo
a) Turtle: Miss Dubai
b) Lizard: Incubo
c) Chipmunk: Zlatan
d) Blowfish: Vin Man
e) Lion: Egyptian_Juventino because like a lion he thinks with his *****
f) Giraffe: Anna
g) Duck: Egyptian_Juventino because ducks are dumb
h) Turd: bah
i) Metrosexual: Pado
j) Vomit: /
k) Odd: Ian - Coming in and out posting wisdom like hes ****ing gandalf. I like him, but hes still odd
l) Mental deficiency: Emma Mac - the online version that is
m) psychopath: Josh
8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:
Fliakis - but only because he is smart.
9. Who do moderators fear the most?
The Off topic rule breaking posters like Emma Mac or Lilliana for plaging the forum - Not that they actually fear anyone
10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)
100% - No one is that close, same avatars and fabiana seems to have somehow found a way to control jessicas brain
11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?
Fliakis
12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
Incubo - All the coffee latte shit is the most gay thing ever. Image trying to have a chance with a women with that crap going on.
13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.
Lilliana - all of the time
14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Don Bes - because forums shouldnt be taken seriously
15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Incubo -Dosent always have it all wrong, but has it wrong to think that hes always right.
16. Most likely to be next moderator.
who cares? - really, can anyone even name all the moderators?
17. Most deserving of being next moderator.
see 16
18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.
see 17 - U kinda follow it up incase your not smart
19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Myself - so i wouldnt waste so much time here
20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?
Neither- all dutch look similar, but not alike.
21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.
Emma - not a good idea bringing home strangers
22. Most annoying avatar.
Nicks usually are quite sad, and everyone else who uses that avatar of that guy. Do i go around with a Tony Blair avatar?
23. Most original avatar.
Emma - definately, and she makes them herself which is even better.
24. Most tacky member.
Nick - Tacky Macky? gimme a break
25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”
Miss Dubai
26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD
Nina - you do try to hard on things. Like avoiding the shit threads, not going with the flow and not playing along with my nina is hot thing :down:
27. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Most juve related threads i dont really care what other members think, anything important can be found on football italia and your "opinions are yours and not mine" to quote G N' R.
but since that isnt actually a vote ill pick spanish whatever - the post boosting thread of jessica and fabiana. any other such thread would be closed. Can we have an english thread were we can post thousands of completely random messages? Close that stupid thread, they have msn, use it. And even after posting thousands of times in there, they still feel the need to plague the rest of the forum with spanish conversations between each other. Theres a PM feature you know.
Zlatan is right about the double standards maybe
28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.
Nick and Paul - Actually i wouldnt, that would be boring, they would sing to each other in Italian supporter group songs.
29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
Fabiana and Emma - Just image..
30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
Myself and Nick - that little punk needs to be hurt.
31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
Zlatan - Leaving Juventuz in a way that made he look like che g, then coming back and acting like a ****ing fool ranting on like an old women. Apart from that i like him tho.
32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.
josh
33. Male member who is most likely gay.
Padovano - Addicted to womens fashion makes me thing you like to dress up at the weekend
34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)
No answer given
- and thanks for the 0%s everyone. ****ers.35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)
0% - Fliakis dosent go back on his decisions and Lilliana talks shit, you need to also enjoy talking outta your ass to get on with her, like Anna or Miss Dubai.
36. Most like a married couple?
Erik and Nina - they would be great together
37. Most like a gay couple?
Serge and Padovano - the only man to stimulate pado the way a sheep does.
38. Most like a lesbian couple?
Fabiana and Jessica - lack of choice really.
39. Probably a lesbian?
Vicki - agree with Nick
40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”
Serge - Even when i pissed him off he didnt ignite
41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com
Mac - Im more serious, and i dont follow around a weird italian-american looking for trouble.
42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?
Martin- seen his XT fav teams? Who the hell dosent he support?
43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.
Mac - Because Nick thinks he is and i just wanna be an asshole like him.
44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
see 43
45. Male member who is still a virgin.
Stuart - At least he should be.
46. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lilliana - she loves the lights of juventuz directly shining at her. Cant we have a turn Lilli?
47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vin Man - and i mean everyone at the one time
48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Graham? - yeah he would
49. Member who needs to get laid.
Incubo - kinda tense
50. Member who will never get laid.
Egyptian
51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?
He has a guilyness about him
Nick,
This is tough, especially that I really dont want to offend anyone....BUT !!!!!
1. Potential for becoming the next Fred :
There can only be one Fred.
2. Clueless:
Lilliana
3. Magnetic on-line personality:
My man Serge......
4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:
No vote.
5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:
Only Vil himself !!!!!
6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)
3 way tie- Nina, Paul, Denco
7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …
a) Turtle :
b) Lizard :
c) Chipmunk : Fabi
d) Blowfish : Glenn
e) Lion : Zlatan
f) Giraffe :
g) Duck :
h) Turd :I'll pass on this one.....
i) Metrosexual : Forza AC Milan
j) Vomit : see question h
k) Odd : everyone here !!!!
l) Mental deficiency : tie -Majed and DJ
m) psychopath : Lilliana
8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:
9. Who do moderators fear the most?
Paul
10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)
0.0001%
11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?
Nick, Sergio, Pado, Paul, Denco, Baggio, and Mate- dinner for 8 !!!!
12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
All who believe that Al Quaida is right !!!!
13. Member you just “don’t get” ALL the time.
Glenn
14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Nick
15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Too many to list......
16. Most likely to be next moderator.
Hydde
17. Most deserving of being next moderator.
Josh (why not ??!!)
18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.
Me, Nick
19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
No one.
20. Who does Erik really look like?
Van Der Meyde
21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.
Fabi, ForzaDelPiero
22. Most annoying avatar.
Serge
23. Most original avatar.
Serge
24. Most tacky member.
25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”
see question 2
26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD
To do what ????
27. Thread you avoid at all costs.
28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.
Denco and Mate (wait, it already happened !!)
29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
No one.
30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
I'm a lover, not a fighter !!!!!!!!
31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
Mac
32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.
Lilliana
33. Male member who is most likely gay.
Don't know, don't care.
34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)
00000000 %
35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)
0%
36. Most like a married couple?
37. Most like a gay couple?
No one.
38. Most like a lesbian couple?
No one.
39. Probably a lesbian?
Vicky
40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”
Serge
41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com
Hopefully no one .....
42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?
IceBlu
43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.
Nina
44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
no comment.....
45. Male member who is still a virgin.
Josh or Majed
46. Female member who gives out the easiest.
I'm not going there
47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Me, but thats only if I HAD to.........
48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Glenn
49. Member who needs to get laid.
Don Bes
50. Member who will never get laid.
Mac
51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?
Guily, but even thats a stretch......
This is tough, especially that I really dont want to offend anyone....BUT !!!!!
1. Potential for becoming the next Fred :
There can only be one Fred.
2. Clueless:
Lilliana
3. Magnetic on-line personality:
My man Serge......
4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:
No vote.
5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:
Only Vil himself !!!!!
6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)
3 way tie- Nina, Paul, Denco
7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …
a) Turtle :
b) Lizard :
c) Chipmunk : Fabi
d) Blowfish : Glenn
e) Lion : Zlatan
f) Giraffe :
g) Duck :
h) Turd :I'll pass on this one.....
i) Metrosexual : Forza AC Milan
j) Vomit : see question h
k) Odd : everyone here !!!!
l) Mental deficiency : tie -Majed and DJ
m) psychopath : Lilliana
8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:
9. Who do moderators fear the most?
Paul
10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)
0.0001%
11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?
Nick, Sergio, Pado, Paul, Denco, Baggio, and Mate- dinner for 8 !!!!
12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
All who believe that Al Quaida is right !!!!
13. Member you just “don’t get” ALL the time.
Glenn
14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Nick
15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Too many to list......
16. Most likely to be next moderator.
Hydde
17. Most deserving of being next moderator.
Josh (why not ??!!)
18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.
Me, Nick
19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
No one.
20. Who does Erik really look like?
Van Der Meyde
21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.
Fabi, ForzaDelPiero
22. Most annoying avatar.
Serge
23. Most original avatar.
Serge
24. Most tacky member.
25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”
see question 2
26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD
To do what ????
27. Thread you avoid at all costs.
28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.
Denco and Mate (wait, it already happened !!)
29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
No one.
30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
I'm a lover, not a fighter !!!!!!!!
31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
Mac
32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.
Lilliana
33. Male member who is most likely gay.
Don't know, don't care.
34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)
00000000 %
35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)
0%
36. Most like a married couple?
37. Most like a gay couple?
No one.
38. Most like a lesbian couple?
No one.
39. Probably a lesbian?
Vicky
40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”
Serge
41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com
Hopefully no one .....
42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?
IceBlu
43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.
Nina
44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
no comment.....
45. Male member who is still a virgin.
Josh or Majed
46. Female member who gives out the easiest.
I'm not going there
47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Me, but thats only if I HAD to.........
48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Glenn
49. Member who needs to get laid.
Don Bes
50. Member who will never get laid.
Mac
51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?
Guily, but even thats a stretch......
Fabi, thanks
i actually wasn't talking about you at all
Fliakis, Don Bes, Josh, anyone
what's going on with me and Josh ?
Bes, well it doesn't have anything to do with emma really, except for the fact that i let someone make it for me ( remember how emma was making graham's avatars ? )
josh came up with the whole " naked pictures" thing ......... it wasn't me
i actually wasn't talking about you at all
Fliakis, Don Bes, Josh, anyone
what's going on with me and Josh ?
Bes, well it doesn't have anything to do with emma really, except for the fact that i let someone make it for me ( remember how emma was making graham's avatars ? )
josh came up with the whole " naked pictures" thing ......... it wasn't me
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