In the category 'redundant': Catholicism (7 Viewers)

[JCK]

dont burkey, andy, and enron meet each other

Why do they leave Ze and Henry out?

 

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[Henry]

Curiousity killed the cat.

aw comeon! if it's insulting, PM me

 

[JCK]

we DON'T hate gays! homosexuality (the act, not the people) is against our beliefs. abortion and birth control are also against Catholic beliefs. simply put-if you believe in God, believe in a process created by god for reasons sanctioned by god, would you then try and interfere with that process?

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

[JCK]

aw comeon! if it's insulting, PM me

If it is unsulting I'd say it in public, it highlights my image.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

we DON'T hate gays! homosexuality (the act, not the people) is against our beliefs. abortion and birth control are also against Catholic beliefs. simply put-if you believe in God, believe in a process created by god for reasons sanctioned by god, would you then try and interfere with that process?

somewhere down the road this turned into "hi, i am a catholic pharmacist, if you come to me after you were raped, i wont sell you morning after pills because it goes against my beliefs. the state approves my deccission"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

did anybody say this already ? going to church makes you as much of a catholic as going to the garage makes you a car

Going to church makes you a tool to a non-individualistic community.

 

[Henry]

@ JEEKS :LOL::LOL:

where on earth did you get that??

 

[Shoryuken]

How does this make any sense?

Why would something you have never seen create us, when it is obvious that we descended from the apes, yo?


What does the bible say about dinosaurs?

I can answer that one, The vatican has explained that Darwins theory of evolution can co-exist with the teachings of the bible. Dont remeber exactly but i think that they used the " Not everything is meant literal argument".

 

[Henry]

somewhere down the road this turned into "hi, i am a catholic pharmacist, if you come to me after you were raped, i wont sell you morning after pills because it goes against my beliefs. the state approves my deccission"

hmmm I certainly don't think that that is inline with established Catholic beliefs! what state sactions that anyway? completely wrong...I completely agree that no-one should be able to force their beliefs on someone like that!

 

[JCK]

@ JEEKS :LOL::LOL:

where on earth did you get that??

That's a very famous Monty Python song.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Off topic but

If theres like five people living near to the Washington DC area (Burkey, Andy, Enron, Ze, Henry) why dont you guys meet each other sometime?

Andy Eazy and i do all the time.

Have no need to commit homocide on Henry, and dont know ze that much.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

hmmm I certainly don't think that that is inline with established Catholic beliefs! what state sactions that anyway? completely wrong...I completely agree that no-one should be able to force their beliefs on someone like that!

if i am not mistaken, this happens a lot in southern states of the us of a

 

[Henry]

really? are you sure?? they would get their asses sued off!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i remeber that it was legal to do it. although dont rely on my word 100%.

 

[Henry]

I'm not

but seriously I doubt it...but at the same time you never know with people...

 

[Vinman]

Six hail Marys, father forgive us

sounds about right

 

[Vinman]

if i am not mistaken, this happens a lot in southern states of the us of a

I dont think they're Catholics

 

[Henry]

Andy Eazy and i do all the time.

Have no need to commit homocide on Henry, and dont know ze that much.

damn-I'd better watch it

 

[GordoDeCentral]

if i am not mistaken, this happens a lot in southern states of the us of a

most of the south is made of evangelists(mainly baptists) i.e protestant

 

[Manuel]

That's a very famous Monty Python song.

From The meaning of life, innit()?