Il Capitano Alessandro Del Piero (216 Viewers)

[Fake Melo]

Don't forget Delpi don't calling Giovinco

 

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[Del Piero Style]

Btw, I think we should have some thread like "Never to forget" and post there the stuff we should always remember and make us laugh/smile, more like Juventuz best moments.

I think couple of members/pricks made the Del Piero sent Diego to Germany even more funny than expected.

You're on of them

 

[Azzurri7]

I had to mock them

They still believe Del Piero was behind Diego's departure.

 

[Azzurri7]

Can someone translate this to me?

Interisti diventi pazzo, dieci anni che non vinci un c*zzo

 

[Del Piero Style]

That's great. Thanks to those believers our mocking is even funnier...

BTW, I guess Ale is flying with Lufthansa for free...I mean, he arranges them so many clients. It's like he's working for them.

 

[Del Piero Style]

Can someone translate this to me?

Interisti diventi pazzo, dieci anni che non vinci un c*zzo

The interisti going mad, they didn't win shit for 10 years

 

[Mohad]

Genius stuff, Byrone.

 

[Byrone]

Btw, I think we should have some thread like "Never to forget" and post there the stuff we should always remember and make us laugh/smile, more like Juventuz best moments.

I think couple of members/pricks made the Del Piero sent Diego to Germany even more funny than expected.

We should. BD posts were pure gold. Paro > Fabregas, should never ever be forgotten.

The thread with Dr Juve, remember that one?

Rob's Capello diaries.

These should all have a thread dedicated to some of the best moments in Juventuz history.

 

[Osman]

Byrone good stuff hehe, I should sue you for copy right

 

[Byrone]

I learned from the best. The fifth & last pics are my fav.

 

[SABSAB]

I love you Byrone.

 

[ReBeL]

 

[Ahmed]

that HAS to be the most outstanding post ever on Juventuz.

congrats, kaffir.

 

[Azzurri7]

Emerson: I'm proud to have played next to Alessandro Del Piero. It's an honor for me.


After the Juve-Roma game.

 

[Byrone]

Byrone: I'm proud to hold Rab's hand & use it to wipe my butt after a number two.

After the laxatives kicked in.

 

[Del Piero Style]

Emerson: I'm proud to have played next to Alessandro Del Piero. It's an honor for me.


After the Juve-Roma game.

He's not even playing for Juve...how can Ale send him to Germany?!

 

[Byrone]

He's not even playing for Juve...how can Ale send him to Germany?!

DHL.

 

[Azzurri7]

Byrone: I'm proud to hold Rab's hand & use it to wipe my butt after a number two.

After the laxatives kicked in.

Disgusting

 

[Del Piero Style]

I guess it's like this:

Manninger's Agnet:"Alex, we need to find you a new team, probably in Germany...".

Manninger:"What?! Why? I love Juve!! What's wrong?"

Agent:"You pissed off the wrong guy you idiot!"

Manninger:"OH MAN, NOT HIM!"

Agent:"Yep...him".

Manninger:"Why??!@what did i do??!"

Agent:"Something about his new boots...i don't remember and it doesn't matter"

Manninger:"But all i was saying is that i liked it more in black..because of that!?"

Agent:"I guess...anyway, Schalke or Leverkusen?"

Manninger:"What?! no! wait a second, let me try and fix it".

Calling someone.

Manninger:"Hi, Maria from Tuttosport? hi, it's Alex. Manninger. write this: I love Alex Del Piero. My parents called me Alex because of him. I adore him, I need him, I hate Germany".

Maria:"You hate Germany? What's that gotta do with "

Alex:"Just write!".

Manninger to his agent:"You think it's gonna work?"

Agent:"I hope...just so you know, Lanza did it 2 hours ago".

Manninger:"Why?? what did he do??"

Agent:"Called him Alexander".

 

[Azzurri7]

Boz will need you in the future, Good stuff.