Im a terrible person becuz everytime i see a dwarf, i imagine them sneezing and banging their head on the ground .. so i start to giggle
Dont judge me it just happens!
Dont judge me it just happens!
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This happens almost always to me, I have to put my head down and start thinking something sad.
One thing that I still feel really bad about is when I was coming back from the college and while waiting at the bus station I met this guy from my old neighborhood and he asked me for some money to buy his ticket and I was like "No sorry, I don't have any.." because he was a junkie and I thought he would spend them on heroin anyways. A couple of weeks later I heard he commited suicide.
One thing that I still feel really bad about is when I was coming back from the college and while waiting at the bus station I met this guy from my old neighborhood and he asked me for some money to buy his ticket and I was like "No sorry, I don't have any.." because he was a junkie and I thought he would spend them on heroin anyways. A couple of weeks later I heard he commited suicide.
Story of my life
Even at my grandfathers funeral, I remember there was one point where me and my sisters were dyyyyying of laughter
something about the way those italians were reciting the rosary set us off
at first we were embarrassed, but yo, funerals are so tough, we gotta let ourselves laugh if we feel the urge. I doubt my nonnino would've wanted to see us constantly crying. : P
Even at my grandfathers funeral, I remember there was one point where me and my sisters were dyyyyying of laughter
something about the way those italians were reciting the rosary set us off
at first we were embarrassed, but yo, funerals are so tough, we gotta let ourselves laugh if we feel the urge. I doubt my nonnino would've wanted to see us constantly crying. : P
Story of my life
Even at my grandfathers funeral, I remember there was one point where me and my sisters were dyyyyying of laughter
something about the way those italians were reciting the rosary set us off
at first we were embarrassed, but yo, funerals are so tough, we gotta let ourselves laugh if we feel the urge. I doubt my nonnino would've wanted to see us constantly crying. : P
Even at my grandfathers funeral, I remember there was one point where me and my sisters were dyyyyying of laughter
something about the way those italians were reciting the rosary set us off
at first we were embarrassed, but yo, funerals are so tough, we gotta let ourselves laugh if we feel the urge. I doubt my nonnino would've wanted to see us constantly crying. : P
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So one time me and my friends went to this dinner for Muslims during Ramadan. We are not religious at all, but people there are real Mohammed freaks, you know, but we went just for the free food. Anyway, so after we finished eating and the elder Muslim brothers were about to start with their bullshit religious talk with a stupid smile on their faces. Anyway, I started telling them a joke, which made all of us literally laugh our asses off, we just couldn't.. then this one main guy, goes like "share the joke with us kids, let's laugh together". I'm like no, teacher I can't I really can't, he's like come on son, tell us. So I'm like fuck it, I don't care I already ate, I don't care. and I started telling the joke:
"I was having sex with this chick the other night, and at the end I came in her mouth, and she swallowed ALL OF IT, but then she's like, oh my God, I shouldn't have done that. and I'm like "why not?", she's like: "I'm fasting you bastard!".
So one time me and my friends went to this dinner for Muslims during Ramadan. We are not religious at all, but people there are real Mohammed freaks, you know, but we went just for the free food. Anyway, so after we finished eating and the elder Muslim brothers were about to start with their bullshit religious talk with a stupid smile on their faces. Anyway, I started telling them a joke, which made all of us literally laugh our asses off, we just couldn't.. then this one main guy, goes like "share the joke with us kids, let's laugh together". I'm like no, teacher I can't I really can't, he's like come on son, tell us. So I'm like fuck it, I don't care I already ate, I don't care. and I started telling the joke:
"I was having sex with this chick the other night, and at the end I came in her mouth, and she swallowed ALL OF IT, but then she's like, oh my God, I shouldn't have done that. and I'm like "why not?", she's like: "I'm fasting you bastard!".
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Yep I agree. I laughed so hard reading it.
Guys stop picking on poor Janna. And Janna not every girl who wears short dresses and goes to a club is a slut or insecure about herself. I do it from time to time and I am as far from a slut as you can get. As for the judging thing, we all do it. Not saying it's right but we all do it from time to time.
Guys stop picking on poor Janna.
And Janna not every girl who wears short dresses and goes to a club is a slut or insecure about herself. I do it from time to time and I am as far from a slut as you can get. As for the judging thing, we all do it. Not saying it's right but we all do it from time to time.
oh why do i miss all the cool convos on skype 
aye get yourself sorted out,though it WAS nice to hear about your milky jugs
loving iti am a terrible person because anytime i need a fart i wait,hold it in and then let it out as i exit the room and i leave my stench behind
or i blame the dog
