Gonzalo Higuaín (47 apps, 8 goals in CL and 43% chance conversion rate) (8 Viewers)

[radekas]

That's how 90% of rumours are created probably. "Journalists" making up quotes from "a source that wants to remain unknown". They can write anything like that and noone can sue them or fire them.

 

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[Gagi]

We need to open the thread - Fake/Fantasy quotes/stories, whatever, but Tuzzers must be mentioned in articles.

Fuck, I'll make one, I'm bored as fuck atm.

 

[Suns]

Whoever is stupid enough to fall for said quotes is more deserving of a ban.

No habla Espanol.

 

[Völler]

No habla Espanol.

It's Italian.

 

[radekas]

It's Italian.

This is my knowledge of Italian language:

 

[Mark]

 

[Zacheryah]

That's how 90% of rumours are created probably. "Journalists" making up quotes from "a source that wants to remain unknown". They can write anything like that and noone can sue them or fire them.

Exactly, i wish there was a law that you have to mention "report" if iys real and mention source, and "opinion" if its mad up.
And offcourse serious fines when you violate that law

 

[JuveJay]

I remember how much we all trolled @JuveJay with the fakes one

Thanks for reminding me.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Thanks for reminding me.

when was this

 

[Fake Melo]

Thanks for reminding me.

It's not like I remind you every year

 

[JuveJay]

when was this

It was shortly after Delneri left, I was going through the thread trying to compile all the dumb quotes of his, but had to decipher which ones he had said or Fake Melo, Salvatore and the like had made up.

 

[ALC]

Higuain's a good striker but I'd rather try for Rooney. He'd be perfect here.

 

[Zacheryah]

He's even to ugly for Napoli, he wouldnt fit here

 

[Gep]

Higuain's a good striker but I'd rather try for Rooney. He'd be perfect here.

Why waste your time even trying? He won't leave the British isles.

 

[Red]

He certainly wouldn't move to Italy.

I'm not sure I'd rule out the possibility of him leaving England at this point.

 

[Mr Chocolate]

His wages are like 1000000m no way we can afford him

plus, have you seen his head

 

[ALC]

I can see him fitting in at Real. Rooney

 

[alexjuventino]

Is it true that higuain wants to come to juve or is that just a made up quote?

 

[Linebreak]

Is it true that higuain wants to come to juve or is that just a made up quote?

There's 99.999999999 % chance that's made up.

 

[Zacheryah]

I can see him fitting in at Real. Rooney

At mourinho's real he would.

The question is who'll be the new coach.

Its quite hilarious, before a new coach arrives, the board is allready deciding who leaves and who stays.

Bunch or retarded faggots