My dear fellow...
I most fiercely object to your lack of objectivity here. The leader of #TeamObjectivity must be more empathetic to the viewpoints of the minority. You must take up the sword for such groups, and if needs be, fall upon it, seppuku-style. This lack of continuity in terms of your objective stances throws all previous objective moments under the bright lights of a strong suspicion that your objectivity is not entirely real, but instead a simulacrum, a copy, a model, a farcical caricature engaged in self-referential ploys at building up a fictional credibility.
Shame on you, coyote.