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Atheist Logic:

"I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"

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Sheik Yerbouti :lol:
 
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Sheik Yerbouti
Apr 15, 2006
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    Atheist Logic:

    "I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"
    The Ghost That Never Lies told me you're a fucking nutjob!
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    Atheist Logic:

    "I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"
    What about unicorns in kitchen sinks? Is that covered?
     

    Salvo

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    Dec 17, 2007
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    Atheist Logic:

    "I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"

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    This makes no sense :lol:
     

    ALC

    Ohaulick
    Oct 28, 2010
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    :lol2: wtf linebreak.

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    i love how that's supposed to reinforce his point or something :rofl:

    whales in kitchen sinks rofl!!!
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    You ever try to put a humpback whale down a garbage disposal? :sick:

    It ain't pretty.

    You definitely need a plumber after trying that on your pipes.

    Thus, you can infer that no whales exist in sinks that plumbers wouldn't otherwise know about them. :agree:
     

    JuveJay

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    Mar 6, 2007
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    Atheist Logic:

    "I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"
     

    Martin

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    Dec 31, 2000
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    I can understand people being mistrustful of logic when they're this bad at it. God is not bound by the laws of logic and neither is Linebreak.
     

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