Why is Idaho sniffing Oregon? It's like a human centipede out West...
Meanwhile, the center-right President of Portugal is ridiculous. He's like a folk hero. Paul Bunyan.
He's been considered
the most popular president in the world, he will regularly just show up
in line at the supermarket like everyone else, and over the past weekend the 71-year-old guy
rescues two women at sea.

You can't make this stuff up. You can't script it. He's a living superhero.