[FML] Serie A 2009/2010 (41 Viewers)

IrishZebra

Western Imperialist
Jun 18, 2006
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At the end of their first season in Serie A, Sfinter were left rock bottom of the table, in 20th position, with a record of 0-0-38. It looked all but over for the team, but Morattini wasn't worried, for you see his plan to get the title was about to be deployed.Collecting all the tapings he had made of legitimate conversations with referees and their families and the ones for the club officials, he spent hours cutting and pasting the audio files until he had successfully created a make shift "framing all the teams in Serie A of match fixing" CD, and exactly one week after the end of the 2006 Serie A season, which saw Juventus crowned champions, several officials at the top of the FIGC received a package containing these CDs exposing the false crimes. As they put the discs into their computers and opened up iTunes, they were horrified to find pictures from Morattini's drag party which contained photo's of Morattini and Fagdriano in 'action' aswell as Zlatan Ibrahimobitch and Esteban Cambiassole doing the robot wearing nothing but thongs. The tape also contained detailed conversations with referees and many club officials, an immediate emergency meeting was made. Based on what they had been given, they decided the best action to take would be to rid Serie A of these "cheating" teams and hand the title to the squad who couldn't have possibly had any external influence, and after seeing Sfinters 38 straight losses, they decided they would get the title. And thus Morratini had his title, and they celebrated until the early hours of the morning.
 

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At the end of their first season in Serie A, Sfinter were left rock bottom of the table, in 20th position, with a record of 0-0-38. It looked all but over for the team, but Morattini wasn't worried, for you see his plan to get the title was about to be deployed.Collecting all the tapings he had made of legitimate conversations with referees and their families and the ones for the club officials, he spent hours cutting and pasting the audio files until he had successfully created a make shift "framing all the teams in Serie A of match fixing" CD, and exactly one week after the end of the 2006 Serie A season, which saw Juventus crowned champions, several officials at the top of the FIGC received a package containing these CDs exposing the false crimes. As they put the discs into their computers and opened up iTunes, they were horrified to find pictures from Morattini's drag party which contained photo's of Morattini and Fagdriano in 'action' aswell as Zlatan Ibrahimobitch and Esteban Cambiassole doing the robot wearing nothing but thongs. The tape also contained detailed conversations with referees and many club officials, an immediate emergency meeting was made. Based on what they had been given, they decided the best action to take would be to rid Serie A of these "cheating" teams and hand the title to the squad who couldn't have possibly had any external influence, and after seeing Sfinters 38 straight losses, they decided they would get the title. And thus Morratini had his title, and they celebrated until the early hours of the morning.

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Snoop

Sabet is a nasty virgin
Oct 2, 2001
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True! They are 4 now out of 20. There should be bets for this, "how many managers will be sacked in Serie A this season"
Now it's 5!

Bologna sack Papa, sign Colomba
Tuesday 20 October, 2009
Bologna have officially fired Coach Giuseppe Papadopulo and brought in Franco Colomba.

The decision was made during an emergency Board of Directors meeting today and announced in the evening.

“Bologna FC 1909 announce they have removed Papadopulo from his position, but send him warm thanks for the work he has done for the club.

“The bench has been assigned to Franco Colomba, who will be presented to the Press tomorrow at midday.”

Colomba is a former Rossoblu player who made his Serie A debut with this club in 1973-74, wearing it again from 1977 to 1983.

Among his top management jobs were spells at Reggina, Vicenza, Napoli, Livorno, Cagliari and Verona.

He took over at Ascoli midway through last season and secured safety, earning him the 'Manlio Scopigno' award for Best Coach of Serie B.
 

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