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At the end of their first season in Serie A, Sfinter were left rock bottom of the table, in 20th position, with a record of 0-0-38. It looked all but over for the team, but Morattini wasn't worried, for you see his plan to get the title was about to be deployed.Collecting all the tapings he had made of legitimate conversations with referees and their families and the ones for the club officials, he spent hours cutting and pasting the audio files until he had successfully created a make shift "framing all the teams in Serie A of match fixing" CD, and exactly one week after the end of the 2006 Serie A season, which saw Juventus crowned champions, several officials at the top of the FIGC received a package containing these CDs exposing the false crimes. As they put the discs into their computers and opened up iTunes, they were horrified to find pictures from Morattini's drag party which contained photo's of Morattini and Fagdriano in 'action' aswell as Zlatan Ibrahimobitch and Esteban Cambiassole doing the robot wearing nothing but thongs. The tape also contained detailed conversations with referees and many club officials, an immediate emergency meeting was made. Based on what they had been given, they decided the best action to take would be to rid Serie A of these "cheating" teams and hand the title to the squad who couldn't have possibly had any external influence, and after seeing Sfinters 38 straight losses, they decided they would get the title. And thus Morratini had his title, and they celebrated until the early hours of the morning.
At the end of their first season in Serie A, Sfinter were left rock bottom of the table, in 20th position, with a record of 0-0-38. It looked all but over for the team, but Morattini wasn't worried, for you see his plan to get the title was about to be deployed.Collecting all the tapings he had made of legitimate conversations with referees and their families and the ones for the club officials, he spent hours cutting and pasting the audio files until he had successfully created a make shift "framing all the teams in Serie A of match fixing" CD, and exactly one week after the end of the 2006 Serie A season, which saw Juventus crowned champions, several officials at the top of the FIGC received a package containing these CDs exposing the false crimes. As they put the discs into their computers and opened up iTunes, they were horrified to find pictures from Morattini's drag party which contained photo's of Morattini and Fagdriano in 'action' aswell as Zlatan Ibrahimobitch and Esteban Cambiassole doing the robot wearing nothing but thongs. The tape also contained detailed conversations with referees and many club officials, an immediate emergency meeting was made. Based on what they had been given, they decided the best action to take would be to rid Serie A of these "cheating" teams and hand the title to the squad who couldn't have possibly had any external influence, and after seeing Sfinters 38 straight losses, they decided they would get the title. And thus Morratini had his title, and they celebrated until the early hours of the morning.
