Fernando Llorente (10 Viewers)

[Hydde]

Jajajajajajaja the posts above. Jaajaja driving and tuzzing is my drug! Cant go against it!.But I do it while on heavy traffic so no prob!And that boat riding video is pricelesss! the first time I saw it months ago I pissed my pnats from laughing I think

 

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[Nzoric]

I travelled half my country seeking hope from university to university for a chance to study a certain branch that is not available in my home town.
I got home with my tail between my legs every single fucking time. I got depressed over those disappointments and I thought it can't get any worse until I broke up with my girlfriend over a stupid little fight.
After that, my dear Juventus drew this game against Galatasaray & I was simply unable to even talk to anyone.
I tell you, I am not an active member & I just like to read the forum from time to time. But you my kind sir, you made me log in just to tell you that you made me laugh like a fucking chimp on drugs by your "Pirlo as a centerback thing"
Thank you!
P.S. This man is a legend. You peasants should put his picture on the Tuz front page or sth.

Go away, Alen.

 

[Vlad]

I travelled half my country seeking hope from university to university for a chance to study a certain branch that is not available in my home town.
I got home with my tail between my legs every single fucking time. I got depressed over those disappointments and I thought it can't get any worse until I broke up with my girlfriend over a stupid little fight.
After that, my dear Juventus drew this game against Galatasaray & I was simply unable to even talk to anyone.
I tell you, I am not an active member & I just like to read the forum from time to time. But you my kind sir, you made me log in just to tell you that you made me laugh like a fucking chimp on drugs by your "Pirlo as a centerback thing"
Thank you!
P.S. This man is a legend. You peasants should put his picture on the Tuz front page or sth.

 

[Ahmed]

this last page needs to be archived for future Tuz generations.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

As soon as he came on he caused their CBs problems. Cannot understand why Conte refuses to play him. Irritating beyond all belief.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

ULTIMATE RAKIBOMB

I felt that one all the way here in Sydney.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I travelled half my country seeking hope from university to university for a chance to study a certain branch that is not available in my home town.
I got home with my tail between my legs every single fucking time. I got depressed over those disappointments and I thought it can't get any worse until I broke up with my girlfriend over a stupid little fight.
After that, my dear Juventus drew this game against Galatasaray & I was simply unable to even talk to anyone.
I tell you, I am not an active member & I just like to read the forum from time to time. But you my kind sir, you made me log in just to tell you that you made me laugh like a fucking chimp on drugs by your "Pirlo as a centerback thing"
Thank you!
P.S. This man is a legend. You peasants should put his picture on the Tuz front page or sth.

Tuz. You always know how to cheer a brother up.

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Cheesio]

AT least he put pressure on their defenders. They seem preoccupied wih him whenever there was a cross.

Wonder what partnership Conte will bring us next game, maybe he would want to try a primavera strike with Tevez.

 

[Deep C]

I don't love the particular formation but 4-3-1-2 doesn't sound half bad considering our lack of wingers.

 

[Klin]

AT least he put pressure on their defenders. They seem preoccupied wih him whenever there was a cross.

Wonder what partnership Conte will bring us next game, maybe he would want to try a primavera strike with Tevez.

It's the only surprise for our opponent's coaches. The attacking pair.

 

[Tommy]

 

[Oz_Bianconero88]

Dem triceps....

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I don't love the particular formation but 4-3-1-2 doesn't sound half bad considering our lack of wingers.

--Licht/Caceres---Barza---Chiello---Ogbonna/Peluso/Caceres---
-------------Vidal---Pirlo/Pogba---Marchisio-------------------
-------------------Tevez/Pogba-------------------------------
------------Quag/Tevez---Leone/Vucinic-----------------------


DO IT CONTE!!!!

 

[ZoSo]

he needs to start

 

[Dadi-SK]

Definitely.

 

[Nenz]

We need that height and physicality. Crossing into the box (when we do even put a decent ball in) is useless without him.

 

[Klovn]

Lion king.

 

[Deep C]

We can defo play with 2,5 forwards (Llorente, Vucinic and Tevez) seeing as Tevez is probably the hardest working forward out there and will be located between midfield and defense while Llorente has shown willingness to commit to pressing. That can allow Vuci/Quag to drift in to space even off the ball.

Subbing Pirlo for Pogba makes it even more solid and frees our other midfielders to drift and shut down space on the flanks with less concern of opening the Pirlo-gap in the middle.

It's such an Italian formation but it really does suit our squad.

 

[Golazo]

Wouldn't mind a forward triangle of Vucinic - Llorente - Tevez.

Unfortunately, this means Chiellini would probably have to play LB.

 

[Hydde]

Or we can use ogbonna. Chiellini has not been nothing extraordinarie lately, and he has said that doesnt like to play as LB