Its too late, its already imprinted to our minds that you are bald.
Looking like Colonel Kurtz (from apocalypse now), holed up deep in the Thai jungle, protected by a personal army of bald jabronis, your own harem of kawaii ladyboys, and dozens of treemonkeys on type writers churning out creative insults.
Relax bro we’re in the same age range, 2 old farts. I have as much hair as a 20 year old so I believe you but in tuz’ memories you will always be bald. Like @Osman said it’s too late now.
We’ll talk more about this once he actually PLAYS this season