Favorite Stand-up Comedians (1 Viewer)

[Modo Bianconero]

favourite line on stand up comedy was by chris rock for me..... niggaz vs black people ----- niggaz always want credit for sum shiet they jus supposed to do..... "i take care of ma kidz" u supposed to you dum mofo... " i aint neva been to jail"
WHATCHU WANT A COOKIE.....

u gotta hear it actually ... download chris rock - niggaz vs black people ... nosubstitute already told were you can get it from

 

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[Martin]

Ok I listened to Mitch Hedberg "All about Mitch". I'm sorry but that guy stinks. Really stinks. His jokes are terrible and even if he comes up with a rare good joke, he doesn't know how to perform it.

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


River told me about Peter Key, he's quite decent but he can't measure up to greats like Chris Rock, Chris wipes the floor with him. Peter Key is like for the whole family, Chris is just ruthless.

Yeah I agree. Im not a big fan of Peter Kay, but his standup shows lately have been great.

Other favourites are Richard Pryor, Tommy Cooper and the Marx Brothers.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Yeah I agree. Im not a big fan of Peter Kay, but his standup shows lately have been great.

He's a dedicated performer though, he scores a lot of points that way.

 

[Turdhead]

Also Jimmy Carr is great, check him out if you havnet already.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
Ok I listened to Mitch Hedberg "All about Mitch". I'm sorry but that guy stinks. Really stinks. His jokes are terrible and even if he comes up with a rare good joke, he doesn't know how to perform it.

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins in all the locations I've travelled to but first I have to travel to the top two locations of the map so it won't fall down."

What da f?????

 

[Modo Bianconero]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Also Jimmy Carr is great, check him out if you havnet already.

i actually watched one for jimmy carr... most of his jokes were concerning england and .. his style is much different than most of the other comedians ... hes good but i think only uk will appreciate his comedy ... his accent didnt help understand some of his jokes.. newy hes not bad

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins in all the locations I've travelled to but first I have to travel to the top two locations of the map so it won't fall down."

Actually that WAS funny :LOL:

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
Jerry Seinfeld

I got that TV series, Seinfield... and what I saw in first episode: two sad guys sitting at the table, eating breakfast, having that typical male babbling about women... So I thought: WTH? I dont need to watch Seinfield to get this babbling. But I decided to give it a chance and finally, after 19 minutes of boredom I heard a great joke: there was sth about laundry, clothes and party. So that joke was worth waiting, but no more downloading, if I get one good joke every 20 minutes

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by vitoria_Ally ] ++
I got that TV series, Seinfield... and what I saw in first episode: two sad guys sitting at the table, eating breakfast, having that typical male babbling about women... So I thought: WTH? I dont need to watch Seinfield to get this babbling. But I decided to give it a chance and finally, after 19 minutes of boredom I heard a great joke: there was sth about laundry, clothes and party. So that joke was worth waiting, but no more downloading, if I get one good joke every 20 minutes

If you think that is all there is to Seinfeld, well... your loss.

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


If you think that is all there is to Seinfeld, well... your loss.

I call it: time saving

 

[Martin]

You said you hated Friends too so maybe sitcoms or comedy in general is not for you.

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
You said you hated Friends too so maybe sitcoms or comedy in general is not for you.

Or maybe I like different kind of comedy, Mr Besserwisser?

Hey I liked the joke about the map.
And I liked the joke about laundry and clothes

I think you shouldnt watch the comedy I recommended you: surely you will not like it.

 

[Slagathor]

Your sense of humour sucks

 

[Martin]

Oh that's right I forgot... I had been talking so much about Seinfeld to Erik that eventually he decided to check it out and ultimately (inevitably ) became a Seinfeld nut. :cap:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by vitoria_Ally ] ++



I got that TV series, Seinfield... and what I saw in first episode: two sad guys sitting at the table, eating breakfast, having that typical male babbling about women... So I thought: WTH? I dont need to watch Seinfield to get this babbling. But I decided to give it a chance and finally, after 19 minutes of boredom I heard a great joke: there was sth about laundry, clothes and party. So that joke was worth waiting, but no more downloading, if I get one good joke every 20 minutes

seinfield is so much more than jokes its a life philosophy. life is eventually nothing. seinfield is a show about nothing.

 

[ebraheej]

Pablo francisco is pretty funny.

 

[Martin]

I suppose I should also mention two decent Mexican comedians.. Paul Rodriguez and George Lopez. Not of the best but quite good.

 

[Bjerknes]

All you need to know is








SEINFELD

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

well he does a lot of that "have you ever noticed" isnt that getting a little old ?