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[Marceℓℓo]

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

That's sickness

 

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[Lion]

sounds like something Elvin would do

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

bwhahahahaahahah

 

[Elvin]

sounds like something Elvin would do

Today, people on a football forum that I am a member of think I'm a sexual pervert. And I care FML.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[Lion]

Today, people on a football forum that I am a member of think I'm a sexual pervert. And I care FML.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

oh elvin, you're so adorable!

 

[Fred]

Class Elvin

 

[Elvin]

Today, people on a football forum that I am a member of laughed at my joke. And I felt popular. FML.

 

[gray]

Today, I spotted one of my close friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I decided to creep up behind him, grab his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man voice "give me all your money!". Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

 

[Yamen]

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

 

[Zé Tahir]

Today, I spotted one of my close friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I decided to creep up behind him, grab his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man voice "give me all your money!". Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

I hope that isn't your story.

 

[JCK]

Ranieri hasn't resigned yet. FOL (Fuck Our Life)

 

[Bjerknes]

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[DelpieroForLife]

 

[Salvo]

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me... so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[The Curr]

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML