F my life (17 Viewers)

[Snoop]

I think it goes the other way, Chinese dude should say FML

 

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[petersmit]

indeed

 

[CORVETTE]

Hey Snoop , I spoke to the guy about the submission in the server , I'll probably send you the codes on Friday , try it for two days then tell me if it works without cutting and if you want it permanently .

 

[Snoop]

Hey Snoop , I spoke to the guy about the submission in the server , I'll probably send you the codes on Friday , try it for two days then tell me if it works without cutting and if you want it permanently .

Thanx man!! I thought you forgot it already hopefully it works good. I appreciate your help.

Can you just tell him to send me the edited file (I think it is called CCcam.cfg)
cause I am not sure how to add the lines and edit it manually.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

At the end of my call with a customer, he said "thank you MA'AM". FML

 

[gray]

Today I found my daughter on facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

Nasty.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

poor kid.

 

[Seven]

People worry too much about food these days. Eat some fruit now and then, stay away from too much sugar and exercise a bit. And if you're not satisfied with the way things are going if you apply those basic rules, should you really be willing to torture yourself?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Today i was speaking to a customer on the phone, and she couldn't troubleshoot anymore cos she had an asthma attack, and hung up the phone. Fuck Her Life

 

[gray]

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

 

[Lion]

Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

 

[Snoop]

 

[Lion]

Today, I accidently walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her "Need a hand with that?", to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it". FML

 

[Enron]

I've been working on an essay test since 7:00pm. I still have 15 papers to read and find and work into an introduction for my internship by monday. I have one essay left and I just remembered the professor for chemistry assigned us some gay ass eco footprint assignment. On top of that I have to start a meteo project that is just as useless but far more time consuming. I still have one more essay to go and I can't concentrate because all I can think of is boobs, vagina, and what the hell is BABA GANOOOOOOSH!!!!! -FML

 

[gray]

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911"

 

[Enron]

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911"

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

That shit is funny.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

"I just accidenatlly typed this in a MSN convo with my ex, 'At least this will help me get over her quickly, all I need now is a booty call." FML

Damn, that's actually me.

 

[swag]

"I just accidenatlly typed this in a MSN convo with my ex, 'At least this will help me get over her quickly, all I need now is a booty call." FML

Damn, that's actually me.

:doh:

Submit it.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Done.