F my life (1 Viewer)

[Lion]

I read this one that went something like this: I been reading FML for the past 12 hrs ... FML

LIon??

this is lion

Today, in Ottawa there's been a bus strike for 51 days. I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

this would be the Giovinco one:

"today I was the best player in training yet again. My coach still chose two average player to play ahead of me yet again. FML"

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think we should start doing our own.

 

[SABSAB]

this would be the Giovinco one:

"today I was the best player in training yet again. My coach still chose two average player to play ahead of me yet again. FML"

 

[Lion]

"Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML"

 

[The Curr]

"Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I made one.

"Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML"

THis guy is obviously gay, a nerd, or she's ugly as fuck.

 

[.zero]

i say all of the above

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Possibly...

 

[Lion]

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she proceeded to do nothing, and went back to bed. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having sex with for 6 months. FML

Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML

 

[swag]

Some of the obvious fake ones are even entertaining... which maybe Lion didn't appreciate as much:

"Today, my co-worker came out to me that he's an active "Furry". Meaning, he likes to wear a Bobcat costume and bang other men who are wearing Husky costumes. I am never bringing my dog into work again. FML"

 

[Lion]

Nah I like the fake ones too. I didn't think that one was that funny.

 

[swag]

Nah I like the fake ones too. I didn't think that one was that funny.

You've obviously never shared an office with a Furry.

 

[Lion]

and you have?

 

[swag]

and you have?

I have this friend, see...

 

[Lion]

dude fyourlife

 

[Elvin]

Today, SABSAB's avatar made me question my sexuality. FML

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Today, SABSAB's avatar made me question my sexuality. FML

bwhahahahahaha

 

[Seven]

Got to love this one:

"Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike."

I'm a big fan of this one as well:

"Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make."

 

[swag]

I'm a big fan of this one as well:

"Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make."

Of course, there is one and only one appropriate answer to this question...

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

which would be?