[ESP] Primera Liga 2006/2007 (8 Viewers)

Bisco

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Nov 21, 2005
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1- What is Frank Rijkaard?
-a man with all the personality and tactical nouance of a sheet of plasterboard

2- What is Ronaldinho?
-an over-rated show pony/walking bottle opener

3- What is Puyol?
-a time travelling 70's porn star,minus the tache

4- What are Barcelona fans?
-a colelction of large, sweaty greaseballs. drawn together for their desire for donkey love

5- In what way are Barcelona the champions of Europe?
-champion fudge packers?

:D :pint:
Okay, I'll give all my Vcash to Jack but would you compensate for the loss? Since when I lose all my points, how can I bet against Barca anymore? :D


1) A Dutch Dunce.

2) An Earth worm.

3) His mom is still searching for her lost baby in Catalonia.

4) Glory hunters and for more accuracy they're the blue and red scumbags.

5) Simply, because Capello was our coach.

love the answer for number 5 classic answer!!!! :pint:
Somehow acceptable, you can start as an apprentice :p

You should know that disliking Barca is not a feeling, it is a state of mind.
:agree: this looks a superb start for the liga thread bro.
 

Ahmedios

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2006
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love the answer for number 5 classic answer!!!! :pint:
Cheers Ahmed. :choc:

I haven't watched Liverpool recently, on the contrary I've just watched Barcelona. Hence, I can't judge to whom the result will be swaying.

All what I want now is the failure of Barca, especially in Europe, in order not to exceed the 2 Champions League trophies they won. In other words, for not exceeding us. :D
 

Ahmedios

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2006
5,107
I had a Barca fan here and we watched the game :D

That was fun.

Arif, Alexandar, m_elayyan, etc. I have one thing to say Barcelona :rofl2:
I have an internal feeling that you are gloating, Jack. Do you know that it is a bad habit? :disagree:










I like gloating though...:rofl: Barca, enjoy.... :rofl2:

Rijkaard wanted to play Eto'o in the last 5 minutes of the last week's game, and he didnt like it to be used just for 5 minutes, as he has been promised of 15-20 minutes...!!!
then Ronaldinho slammed him, and said he should think of the team's cause more than his personal benefit, and the problem became bigger!!!
The strange point that Eto'o denied that he refused to play and attacked Rijkaard and Ronaldinho for that....
that's a summary :D
Thanks for the explanation, mate. But I think that you've got me wrong, I wanted Eto'o, Rijkaard and Ronaldinho's story not The Fairy Tales Of The Catalan Scums. :D
 

jukazem

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Feb 10, 2007
4,967
Seville are playing very attractive football unlike Barca, barely a clear cut chance against Valencia. Dani Alves was awesum against Athletico Madrid. I hope Juve are still thinking about him even though Grygera wud almost certainly cum to Juve.
 

Maher

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Dec 16, 2002
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i am disappointed and shocked after i saw the first half in which we had 70% position and gudionsen the stupid waisted the golden chance (please put him in the garbage forever) then in the second half within 5 minutes the defence collapsed again (zambrotta who is not convincing since he came from juve) was responsible for the 2 goals , he is turning to be the white boumsong , in the first one he waited till the ball come to him but angula was faster and in the second he fell down as usual in the important moment to let them score .
 

V

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Jun 8, 2005
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i am disappointed and shocked after i saw the first half in which we had 70% position and gudionsen the stupid waisted the golden chance (please put him in the garbage forever) then in the second half within 5 minutes the defence collapsed again (zambrotta who is not convincing since he came from juve) was responsible for the 2 goals , he is turning to be the white boumsong , in the first one he waited till the ball come to him but angula was faster and in the second he fell down as usual in the important moment to let them score .
:rofl:

What a biased and completelly unrealistic summary of the match. Barca had the better possesion in the first half but that proved nothing as they coudn't combine enough to create chances, the only chance was the one gudjohnsen missed.

Since you were so eager to mention his miss why didn't you mention Villa's miss in the first half, which was a even more certain chance, you were very lucky Villa was selfish had he not been you would have been 1:0 down in the first half already.

Defense collapsed? :howler: Can you be any funnier.

What about Ronaldinho elbowing people and getting away with it? He should have been yellow carded for that on 2 occasions.
 

Bisco

Senior Member
Nov 21, 2005
14,420
i am disappointed and shocked after i saw the first half in which we had 70% position and gudionsen the stupid waisted the golden chance (please put him in the garbage forever) then in the second half within 5 minutes the defence collapsed again (zambrotta who is not convincing since he came from juve) was responsible for the 2 goals , he is turning to be the white boumsong , in the first one he waited till the ball come to him but angula was faster and in the second he fell down as usual in the important moment to let them score .
sorry m_elyyan but its not zambrotta to blame for last nights defending its edmilson who is to blame :disagree:
 

V

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He didn't elbow anyone. His hand hit a Valencia player in the head once and he got a yellow card.
Yet just before the two red cards, he elbowed Albelda right smack in the face, while jumping for the ball, and got away with it. They showed replays of it quite a few times, it was very obvious and deserved a yellow card.
 

Bisco

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Nov 21, 2005
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Primera Liga Report: Deco, Albelda Off As Valencia Edge Vital Win

After a dull first half, Angulo surged clear of Zambrotta to tap David Villa's cross in minutes after the break, and then selflessly set up David Silva for the second minutes later, as Barca went 2-0 down within minutes of the restart. Deco and Albelda were then sent off following some reckless football and retaliation. Ronaldinho pulled one back in injury time, but it was a little too late...

Some thoroughly sloppy (and for Barca fans, thoroughly worrying ahead of Liverpool on Wednesday) defending was a significant contributory in Valencia's 2-1 win.

First Half


Rijkaard started with Iniesta on the right, and Gudjohnsen ahead of Saviola up front, in what was a bit of a surprise.

Valencia, as expected, went with David Villa and Morientes up front, with Silva and Angulo for support.

It was the hosts who threatened first, with David Villa put clean through in the 6th minute, his effort parried by Blaugrana shot-stopper Valdes.

At the other end, Gudjohnsen was nearly threaded through a couple of times by Ronaldinho and his creative entourage, as the visitors showed the typically neat close control and speed of passing in the final third that often characterizes their play.

For the most part both teams nullified each other’s attacks, until close to the half hour mark, when Iniesta burst down the right flank and on to the edge of the Che area, squaring for Gudjohnsen, but the Icelandic striker could only side-foot his shot past the post.

As the half drew to a close, Valencia began to enjoy a little more possession, having attempted to hit Barca on the counter for much of the half, culminating in a defence-splitting one-two from an unlikely source, David Albelda, who fired into the side netting after receiving the return pass from Angulo.


But, by and large, the interplay and build-up became somewhat untidy and increasingly static as tension grew before the break.


Second Half


The game exploded into action after the break, as collective poor defending from Edmilson, Oleguer, Puyol and Zambrotta saw Valencia net their first.

David Villa threaded a neat ball from the left, through Edmilson and Oleguer after drawing them both to him, and Zambrotta and Puyol were caught ball-watching as Angulo burst through them to tap in past Valdes from five yards out.

Ronaldinho missed a great chance to pull Barca back level, and Los Che made them pay, albeit amidst a comedy of errors from the Barca defence.

Angulo scorched down the right flank, again unmarked after a huge overlap, and slid the ball across the six yard box. Barca initially cleared the ball, but only a few yards and straight back to him. To make it worse, Valdes came out to collect in a huge misjudgement, and Angulo cleverly cut it back to Silva, who found the back of a gaping net as Puyol was again nowhere near.


Ronaldinho and Co. soon set about laying siege to the Che goal in an effort to redeem them selves, with the Brazilian in particular teasing the hosts' defence - which ultimately stood firm with greater numbers.

Perhaps the best chance in the remainder of the match fell to Fernando Morientes who, having been put through on goal and with plenty of time, overcompensated with a curling shot as it went disappointingly wide.

The remainder of the match was fraught with yellow cards, angry confrontations and incident. As the tackles flew in, the night threatened to erupt after a catalogue of rough challenges in a matter of seconds led to a mass-melee, resulting in a retribution-seeking David Albelda and affronted Deco both seeing red

Xavi skewed one wide after being set up very well by Giuly, and one sensed that the Catalans wouldn't score if the game continued for another ninety minutes.

Los Che looked like they would hold on comfortably despite Barca's domination, but Ronaldinho pulled one back with a fierce free-kick in injury time, and heaped some serious pressure in the dying minutes to flutter more than a few hearts at the Mestalla.

However, it proved to be a little too late, as time ran out amidst more melee.


Valencia deserved their win, even if only for defending competently when their opponents could not in the key moments. Los Che are surely right in the title race now, and with players slowly returning from injury, Quique Flores will be quietly confident.

For Rijkaard, the pressure increases in La Liga with Sevilla playing at home and currently leading Atletico, a victory putting them level with the Catalans. The defeat also makes the Liverpool fixture all the bigger.

Valencia: Butelle – Miguel, Albiol, Ayala, Moretti – Angulo, Albelda, Marchena, Silva – Villa (Joaquin), Morientes (Pallardo)

Barcelona: Valdes – Oleguer, Edmilson (Giuly), Puyol, Zambrotta – Xavi, Marquez, Deco – Iniesta, Gudjohnsen (Messi), Ronaldinho.

Goals: 1-0 (Angulo, 52'); 2-0 (Silva, 55')

Players Sent Off: Deco, Albelda

Players Booked: Marquez, Puyol, Ronaldinho, Butelle, Zambrotta, Albiol, Marchena
 

JCK

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May 11, 2004
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Bisco, I thought you were the one who created the club. I wasn't aware of it before I read your signature.

Alexander, eat Ronaldinho's elbow.
 

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