[ENG] Premiership 2012/2013 (47 Viewers)

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Klovn

#MakeTuzGreatAgain
Jul 28, 2011
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Ashley Cole to Arsenal fans. Fred wont like this.

"I am what I am!!! Winnerrr!!!! Hahahahahahah, 11 to me 0 for you!!!
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Nov 26, 2006
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In response to Cardiff selling out to new investors:

As a result of Cardiff City 'rebranding' and changing the home strip from blue to red and replacing the historic bluebirds badge with that of a dragon, I have decided to boycott the club until this decision is reversed. As someone who followed the club home and away regularly, a sizable gap has been left that needs to be filled. With selling history and tradition the latest trend within football, I have decided to get on the bandwagon. The highest bidder on this auction can decide which team I support for the 2012/13 football season. In return for this they will receive a signed certificate authenticating my support, and I will buy them a pint or soft drink of their choice at the first game I attend.

I attended 51 matches in all competitions last season, and have traveled to home and away fixtures since I was 14. This has given me good experience of football support and can offer you such useful tips as Blackburn having the best pies, Burnley having the most attractive staff selling hot dogs and to never, ever, go to Scunthorpe. Last season I produced match reports for every game I attended which can be found on my website www.myonlycardiff.com. I will keep up this service for any fixtures I attend for the team of the winning bidder and blog about my experiences following my new side for the season. I will also pretend all your players are really good on Twitter, even if they're actually quite rubbish.

This auction is open to supporters of all teams, apart from Swansea City and Bristol City due to the likelihood of me being discovered and chased away from the stadium by angry mobs with flaming torches. I would also prefer if you didn't play in red or have a dragon on your badge if at all possible.


Can go and look him up on eBay if you're interested...
 

JuveJay

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Mar 6, 2007
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Portsmouth have been taking the absolute piss for years now. I feel for their fans, but they also got to celebrate an FA Cup win on the back of this.

Even in the Championship with crippling debts and having to pay players like Ben Haim and Kanu £30,000-£40,000 per week they were still taking on players like Erik Huseklepp, Dave Kitson and Liam Lawrence at £20,000 a week each. They broke their own self-imposed wage limit of £10,000 per week to sign these three players, saying that they wouldn't put the club in financial trouble. Obviously that turned out to be bollocks, Huseklepp had to be loaned out to get him off the wage bill half way through the season.

Now they entered League 1 with an annual wage bill of £11m spread over just 10 players. The irony, these players they threw stupid money at refuse to budge and will take the club into liquidation.
 
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