[ENG] Premier League 2013/2014 (38 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

Since the old joke thread has gone missing... apologies if you've seen this before... I just saw it myself.

A big black prostitute who was a Chelsea fan got tattoos of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of each of her thighs.

So she says to her john/punter: "If you can guess who they are, your shag is free."

The guy looks at her left inner thigh and then the right, and he says, "I don't know who those ugly bastards are. But the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is definitely Shaun Wright-Phillips."

:rndh:

 

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[Klin]

Since the old joke thread has gone missing... apologies if you've seen this before... I just saw it myself.

A big black prostitute who was a Chelsea fan got tattoos of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of each of her thighs.

So she says to her john/punter: "If you can guess who they are, your shag is free."

The guy looks at her left inner thigh and then the right, and he says, "I don't know who those ugly bastards are. But the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is definitely Shaun Wright-Phillips."

:rndh:

Fucking hell.

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[ZoSo]

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

 

[Tommy]

 

[piotrr]

 

[Martin]

 

[Monco]

I'm surely going to watch more EPL this next season if Giaccherini and Quagliarella goes there. Not because I want to see how well will they do there, but because I want to hear EPL commentators pronouncing their names. "Giac.. Giaccair.. Fuck it."

Still, I doubt they'll beat my favourite one:

-ini

 

[Vinny Del Pogba]

The owner of my hometown Jacksonville Jaguars completed his purchase of Fulham FC today!

Friendlies coming here soon I hope.

 

[Red]

Maybe you'll get the chance to ask Berbatov why he defied Mark and didn't join Juve...

 

[swag]

I'm surely going to watch more EPL this next season if Giaccherini and Quagliarella goes there. Not because I want to see how well will they do there, but because I want to hear EPL commentators pronouncing their names. "Giac.. Giaccair.. Fuck it."

Still, I doubt they'll beat my favourite one:

-ini

Word.

 

[JuveJay]

Nothing can be as retarded as Martin Keown's 'Giaccherooney'.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Will try to watch as many Sunderland games as I can Will be fun to see Giaccherini doing his thang in the PL. His style of play/work ethic suit that league.

 

[Alex-444]

molinaro style

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjSJ9B42owQ

 

[JuveJay]

'Man Utd' got beat by Thailand All-Stars in that game.

Leesaw with the goal @Bianconero81

 

[Vialli_92]

United will fight for top 4 cant see them coming close to the league with the team they have.

 

[piotrr]

 

[Völler]

United will fight for top 4 cant see them coming close to the league with the team they have.

Lol

 

[Fred]

I don't think thats the case, I think united are strong contenders for the title. Only City have a bigger chance imo.