[ENG] Premier League 2013/2014 (45 Viewers)

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,264
Since the old joke thread has gone missing... apologies if you've seen this before... I just saw it myself.

A big black prostitute who was a Chelsea fan got tattoos of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of each of her thighs.

So she says to her john/punter: "If you can guess who they are, your shag is free."

The guy looks at her left inner thigh and then the right, and he says, "I don't know who those ugly bastards are. But the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is definitely Shaun Wright-Phillips."

:rndh:
:lol:
 

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Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,692
Since the old joke thread has gone missing... apologies if you've seen this before... I just saw it myself.

A big black prostitute who was a Chelsea fan got tattoos of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of each of her thighs.

So she says to her john/punter: "If you can guess who they are, your shag is free."

The guy looks at her left inner thigh and then the right, and he says, "I don't know who those ugly bastards are. But the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is definitely Shaun Wright-Phillips."

:rndh:
Fucking hell. :lol:
 

Monco

C.R.E.A.M
Mar 27, 2013
2,443
I'm surely going to watch more EPL this next season if Giaccherini and Quagliarella goes there. Not because I want to see how well will they do there, but because I want to hear EPL commentators pronouncing their names. "Giac.. Giaccair.. Fuck it."

Still, I doubt they'll beat my favourite one:

-ini
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,799
I'm surely going to watch more EPL this next season if Giaccherini and Quagliarella goes there. Not because I want to see how well will they do there, but because I want to hear EPL commentators pronouncing their names. "Giac.. Giaccair.. Fuck it."

Still, I doubt they'll beat my favourite one:

-ini
Word. :agree:
 

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