Endless Summer Mercato 2016 (58 Viewers)

[Hust]

Beppe is working on something big tho...


Can't put my finger on (or in) it at the moment.

 

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[Jem83]

Nah, he literally couldnt have picked a worse victim, and then talk down in it with a condescending tone.

Not in my house, where i've spend years on crushing hopes and dreams about the mercato ffs


Jem, think of all the things we had to weather to defend the great man, before even the blind could feel his incandescent light upon them

As we will again, Comrade. For new storms of disbelief will descend onto these shores once again, I assure you they will. And when it happens, an unwithering Society will stand united and firm to defend His gospel. Such are the ways of the Man (he who is Great). Such are the ways ...of The Society.

 

[zizinho]

[/SPOILER]

here. you two share it

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Calling the wrong number reaching Krasic was fabulous

Pure gold!!

 

[ClaudiOHHH]

This sounds very not-Juventus

 

[Fellas]

As we will again, Comrade. For new storms of disbelief will descend onto these shores once again, I assure you they will. And when it happens, an unwithering Society will stand united and firm to defend His gospel. Such are the ways of the Man (he who is Great). Such are the ways ...of The Society.

Are you refering to Marotta, yeaah he is great. Nobody said anything about that. The only one you are defending is your belgian friend. We have the best people at our club, no doubt about that.

 

[alexjuventino]

Laudisa is reporting a Juve offer for Higuain

 

[Jem83]

Are you refering to Marotta, yeaah he is great. Nobody said anything about that. The only one you are defending is your belgian friend. We have the best people at our club, no doubt about that.

Your sentiment is beautiful, and most welcome. I, for one, applaud it. You are welcome to the Sauna at any time, my dear friend. No longer shall you feel like a stranger, in our house.

I want to give you affection.

 

[Orgut]

Its not 75m+ its 75m total= 60m+Pereyra

 

[lgorTudor]

Laudisa is reporting a Juve offer for Higuain

goodbye Pog

 

[zizinho]

Laudisa is reporting a Juve offer for Higuain

if its anything higher than 30M + 30M bonuses, i dont believe it

 

[Fellas]

Your sentiment is beautiful, and most welcome. I, for one, applaud it. You are welcome to the Sauna at any time, my dear friend. No longer shall you feel like a stranger, in our house.

I want to give you affection.

Lo stile Juve is high here. What a gentleman..

 

[Ocelot]

Not happening.

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With Pogba staying that is

 

[KB824]

goodbye Pog

Have faith, man.

It could be possible that this is the year where they can be in a financial position to net spend whatever it is that they will do so, and keep their best players

 

[Mohad]

Spoiler

Beppe: Palotta, how much Pjanic.

Saba: James, hang up the phone.

James: Not for sale, Beppe. *Click*

Beppe: Fine. Who do I make the 38m check to then?

James: .... (silence on the line)

Beppe: I'll just go ahead an make it to AS Roma. I have some new checks with violins on them I wanted to use.

AA: Beppe...what in the...you know, I'm not even going to ask.

Beppe: Alves, its Giuseppe Marotta. You can call me Beppe. Come to Juve.

Dani: Calma. I come. I walk away for free.

(AA in the room with Beppe)

AA: What did he say Beppe?

Beppe: "C" - for Calma. He a gonna arriva herea at a Juve

Nedved: (Kicks in the door.) What the $#@! no one told me we signed Pjanic? Why wasn't anyone going to tell me?

AA: Someone needs to tell him.
Beppe: I guess I'll do it. We signed Alves too. For free.

Pavel: $#@! this. I'm out. What am I even here for?

Beppe: Relax we are just $#@!ing with you! Get over here. We are working on our next, have a seat.

Beppe: Karl-Hans, it's Beppe.

KHR: It's Heinz, not Hans arschloch. What do you want?

Beppe: What says you of Benatia on loan with an option for next year? Let's say, 0 down now and 20m later on. But no more than 3m down.

KHR: You friggin' cheap ass.

Beppe: So its a deal.

Benatia: Peace in the middle east hoes

Pavel: The boy is on a roll.

Beppe: Dani, its Beppe.

Milosshhh: Beppe? Man am I glad to hear your voice I was just thinking about coming back to Juve, I'm ready now.

Beppe: *Click*....(dial tone)

Beppe: Dani. Sorry for the delay I called the wrong number, potentially a massive mistake.. Anyways, are you on your way?

Dani: $#@! I'm already at preseason camp. Where you been

Beppe: Massimooooo. Icardi for 50m? Rumor has it he wants a raise. This oughta help. TROLOLOLOLOL *Click*

Wanda: Juve offered Inter 50m for you. Time to ask for a raise.

Beppe: Guys, watch this. (voice answers on other line). ADL, its beppe...

ADL: Jesus, now what Beppe? I'm trying to build a CL worthy team here.

Beppe: How does 40m plus Pereyra sound for that gem called Higuain?

ADL: Not for $#@!ing sale. Never call me again.

Beppe: Excuse me? I just accidentally submitted the offer to the media. Have fun convincing Higuain of your winning project now that he knows we want him.

ADL: screams incoherently...

AA: Well trolled, Beppe. We managed to troll everyone.

Beppe: Not yet. I gotta make one more phone call. Galliani, hows it going?

Galliani: Not great. Budget is tight here I can't even use a real phone.

Beppe: I see. How is going with the Benatia & Pjaca negotiations?

Galliani: Well, we think we are close to at least one of them, particularly benatia seems convinced about our project.

Galliani: Oh you $#@!er...

Beppe: Serie A where are you?

Pavel: Holy $#@! I just thought of this, we haven't told Allegri yet. Wait till he finds out.

Allegri: Hey guys I didnt' know we were having a meeting? What did I miss?

Pavel: I'll tell him. We signed Alves for free, Benatia on loan with an option, Pjanic from Roma, working on Pjaca & Gabigol still. Trolled Napoli, Inter & Milan all in one day. Beppe is working on either Icardi or Higuain. ADL, Galliani and Moratti are all raging

Allegri: I can't wait to get to the field now. Holy $#@!

 

[KB824]

Lo stile Juve is high here. What a gentleman..

That Sauna hasn't been cleaned in years. Just so you know.

 

[Mark]

I wonder if nipples will post a statement on their site denying everything. ::hustini2::

 

[PhRoZeN]

Considering the delicate situation of pogba I'd rather not see these rumours of higuain.

 

[lgorTudor]

Have faith, man.

It could be possible that this is the year where they can be in a financial position to net spend whatever it is that they will do so, and keep their best players

I've been considering that option as well because we underspent last summer and sold(will sell) some players this summer.

 

[Fellas]

That Sauna hasn't been cleaned in years. Just so you know.

I was being sarcastic. I understand he was trying to be funny. I been a member since 2005, not posting much, but I read often. Some nice members who post good stuff.

As always some people who try to be funny and bully other members. I seen it before here on tuz. Sadly because in the end everybody love Juventus.

 

[KB824]

I've been considering that option as well because we underspent last summer and sold(will sell) some players this summer.

And look at it this way.


Look at the team that Pogba would have around him if Higuain was on board in addition to Pjanic, Benatia, and Alves.


Why would you leave? This club would be CL favorites right now with Higuain. If that isn't motivation to stay and win the CL this year, then I don't know what is.

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I was being sarcastic. I understand he was trying to be funny. I been a member since 2005, not posting much, but I read often. Some nice members who post good stuff.

As always some people who try to be funny and bully other members. I seen it before here on tuz. Sadly because in the end everybody love Juventus.

There IS a Sauna though
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