Endless Summer Mercato 2016 (62 Viewers)
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Our Zach, who art in carbonite,
Hallowed be thy financial brain.
Thy unbanning c.u.m,
Thy Lulz be done,
In Tuz
As it is in the bodega.
Give us this day our daily ruined dream
And forgive us not our brutality,
As we forgive not the noobs who annoy us.
And lead us into enlightenment,
Deliver us unto purity.
For Higuain is the most clinical striker in the game
Forever and Ever.
Shekem.
@Hist
( @Bianconero_Aus remember this beauty???
)
Hallowed be thy financial brain.
Thy unbanning c.u.m,
Thy Lulz be done,
In Tuz
As it is in the bodega.
Give us this day our daily ruined dream
And forgive us not our brutality,
As we forgive not the noobs who annoy us.
And lead us into enlightenment,
Deliver us unto purity.
For Higuain is the most clinical striker in the game
Forever and Ever.
Shekem.
@Hist
( @Bianconero_Aus remember this beauty???
)No offence, but 2000 posts in 11 years means you obviously got better stuff to do, but it also means you missed the grand majority of things happening here.
You seemb to take offence. There is no need, because you caused offence yourself and i took my time to explain why.
I've been extremely active in the transfer related threads here for several years now. I've seen alot go by. You'll notice Jem taking about "the society". For years we've had unrealistic transfer crap trowing about, and people attacking The Great Man (marotta), for it. For the first years the standard procedure was exactly the type of post you make.
Posting defails on income, obligations, wages, expences, comparing with other teams, explaining why its all bullshit, how we need to settle for lower cash deals.
i'll tell you, that simply doesnt work. That annoyed "maybe for you" comment, is truely unneccecary. You started beeing condescendant to me, remember ? Give a punch when you can take it. That kind of post will simply be overlooked and drowned in 4 different "we better add 3 champions and we wont relegate" posts.
So there is the financial thread for those who take interest in this, and the general thing to do is take the consensus there, and then beat down the unrealism in the mercato threads.
if you want to be read in the wishlist or mercato threads, you make an educated calculation on what we can do, and write it down in a simple way. Which is what i tend to do these days, as that gets trough where walls of text like this will not be read.
I'll strongly advice again to visit our Society's sauna, and the financial thread, where the information you posted above is highly welcome and appreciated
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But do understand, after years of trying to dissect idiotic mercato news with facts, its quite the thing to be called 'too simple' when writing simplyfied stuff for the masses to actually read.
You seemb to take offence. There is no need, because you caused offence yourself and i took my time to explain why.
I've been extremely active in the transfer related threads here for several years now. I've seen alot go by. You'll notice Jem taking about "the society". For years we've had unrealistic transfer crap trowing about, and people attacking The Great Man (marotta), for it. For the first years the standard procedure was exactly the type of post you make.
Posting defails on income, obligations, wages, expences, comparing with other teams, explaining why its all bullshit, how we need to settle for lower cash deals.
i'll tell you, that simply doesnt work. That annoyed "maybe for you" comment, is truely unneccecary. You started beeing condescendant to me, remember ? Give a punch when you can take it. That kind of post will simply be overlooked and drowned in 4 different "we better add 3 champions and we wont relegate" posts.
So there is the financial thread for those who take interest in this, and the general thing to do is take the consensus there, and then beat down the unrealism in the mercato threads.
if you want to be read in the wishlist or mercato threads, you make an educated calculation on what we can do, and write it down in a simple way. Which is what i tend to do these days, as that gets trough where walls of text like this will not be read.
I'll strongly advice again to visit our Society's sauna, and the financial thread, where the information you posted above is highly welcome and appreciated
- - - Updated - - -
But do understand, after years of trying to dissect idiotic mercato news with facts, its quite the thing to be called 'too simple' when writing simplyfied stuff for the masses to actually read.
Beppe: Palotta, how much Pjanic.
Saba: James, hang up the phone.
James: Not for sale, Beppe. *Click*
Beppe: Fine. Who do I make the 38m check to then?
James: .... (silence on the line)
Beppe: I'll just go ahead an make it to AS Roma. I have some new checks with violins on them I wanted to use.
AA: Beppe...what in the...you know, I'm not even going to ask.
Beppe: Alves, its Giuseppe Marotta. You can call me Beppe. Come to Juve.
Dani: Calma. I come. I walk away for free.
(AA in the room with Beppe)
AA: What did he say Beppe?
Beppe: "C" - for Calma. He a gonna arriva herea at a Juve
Nedved: (Kicks in the door.) What the fuck no one told me we signed Pjanic? Why wasn't anyone going to tell me?
AA: Someone needs to tell him.
Beppe: I guess I'll do it. We signed Alves too. For free.
Pavel: Fuck this. I'm out. What am I even here for?
Beppe: Relax we are just fucking with you! Get over here. We are working on our next, have a seat.
Beppe: Karl-Hans, it's Beppe.
KHR: It's Heinz, not Hans arschloch. What do you want?
Beppe: What says you of Benatia on loan with an option for next year? Let's say, 0 down now and 20m later on. But no more than 3m down.
KHR: You friggin' cheap ass.
Beppe: So its a deal.
Benatia: Peace in the middle east hoes
Pavel: The boy is on a roll.
Beppe: Dani, its Beppe.
Milosshhh: Beppe? Man am I glad to hear your voice I was just thinking about coming back to Juve, I'm ready now.
Beppe: *Click*....(dial tone)
Beppe: Dani. Sorry for the delay I called the wrong number, potentially a massive mistake.. Anyways, are you on your way?
Dani: Nigga I'm already at preseason camp. Where you been
Beppe: Massimooooo. Icardi for 50m? Rumor has it he wants a raise. This oughta help. TROLOLOLOLOL *Click*
Wanda: Juve offered Inter 50m for you. Time to ask for a raise.
Beppe: Guys, watch this. (voice answers on other line). ADL, its beppe...
ADL: Jesus, now what Beppe? I'm trying to build a CL worthy team here.
Beppe: How does 40m plus Pereyra sound for that gem called Higuain?
ADL: Not for fucking sale. Never call me again.
Beppe: Excuse me? I just accidentally submitted the offer to the media. Have fun convincing Higuain of your winning project now that he knows we want him.
ADL: screams incoherently...
AA: Well trolled, Beppe. We managed to troll everyone.
Beppe: Not yet. I gotta make one more phone call. Galliani, hows it going?
Galliani: Not great. Budget is tight here I can't even use a real phone.
Beppe: I see. How is going with the Benatia & Pjaca negotiations?
Galliani: Well, we think we are close to at least one of them, particularly benatia seems convinced about our project.
Galliani: Oh you fucker...
Beppe: Serie A where are you?
Pavel: Holy shit I just thought of this, we haven't told Allegri yet.
Wait till he finds out.
Allegri: Hey guys I didnt' know we were having a meeting? What did I miss?
Pavel: I'll tell him. We signed Alves for free, Benatia on loan with an option, Pjanic from Roma, working on Pjaca & Gabigol still. Trolled Napoli, Inter & Milan all in one day. Beppe is working on either Icardi or Higuain. ADL, Galliani and Moratti are all raging
Allegri: I can't wait to get to the field now. Holy SHIT
Our Zach, who art in carbonite,
Hallowed be thy financial brain.
Thy unbanning c.u.m,
Thy Lulz be done,
In Tuz
As it is in the bodega.
Give us this day our daily ruined dream
And forgive us not our brutality,
As we forgive not the noobs who annoy us.
And lead us into enlightenment,
Deliver us unto purity.
For Higuain is the most clinical striker in the game
Forever and Ever.
Shekem.
@Hist
( @Bianconero_Aus remember this beauty??? )
Hallowed be thy financial brain.
Thy unbanning c.u.m,
Thy Lulz be done,
In Tuz
As it is in the bodega.
Give us this day our daily ruined dream
And forgive us not our brutality,
As we forgive not the noobs who annoy us.
And lead us into enlightenment,
Deliver us unto purity.
For Higuain is the most clinical striker in the game
Forever and Ever.
Shekem.
@Hist
( @Bianconero_Aus remember this beauty???
)
this can be reworded now to reflect Zach's evolution. There is a lot of material to work with He used to be so on the edge
Again you are talking about financial accounting, where you just straight line depriciate, the players aqusition cost over the lenght of the period. Thats how you prepare financial statements but not how you do Capital Budgetting, which is what companies do when they prepare investment decisions. Here you are much more interested in expected cash flow, and in general companies allocate an amount for investments each year when budgetting. If there are available investments with positive NPV, then there could be allocated more money, if there is access to funds.
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