Endless Summer Mercato 2016 (74 Viewers)
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is just bidding for Higuain to scare Napoli so that they offload him to a foreign club ASAP so that he can't join us. And by doing this, he eliminates any small chance Napoli has of beating us to the scudetto next year.Not that they really had a practical shot at that, anyway. With Higuain, their chance of overtaking us was around 0.01 %. Now it's 0
Beppe: Palotta, how much Pjanic.
Saba: James, hang up the phone.
James: Not for sale, Beppe. *Click*
Beppe: Fine. Who do I make the 38m check to then?
James: .... (silence on the line)
Beppe: I'll just go ahead an make it to AS Roma. I have some new checks with violins on them I wanted to use.
AA: Beppe...what in the...you know, I'm not even going to ask.
Beppe: Alves, its Giuseppe Marotta. You can call me Beppe. Come to Juve.
Dani: Calma. I come. I walk away for free.
(AA in the room with Beppe)
AA: What did he say Beppe?
Beppe: "C" - for Calma. He a gonna arriva herea at a Juve
Nedved: (Kicks in the door.) What the fuck no one told me we signed Pjanic? Why wasn't anyone going to tell me?
AA: Someone needs to tell him.
Beppe: I guess I'll do it. We signed Alves too. For free.
Pavel: Fuck this. I'm out. What am I even here for?
Beppe: Relax we are just fucking with you! Get over here. We are working on our next, have a seat.
Beppe: Karl-Hans, it's Beppe.
KHR: It's Heinz, not Hans arschloch. What do you want?
Beppe: What says you of Benatia on loan with an option for next year? Let's say, 0 down now and 20m later on. But no more than 3m down.
KHR: You friggin' cheap ass.
Beppe: So its a deal.
Benatia: Peace in the middle east hoes
Pavel: The boy is on a roll.
Beppe: Dani, its Beppe.
Milosshhh: Beppe? Man am I glad to hear your voice I was just thinking about coming back to Juve, I'm ready now.
Beppe: *Click*....(dial tone)
Beppe: Dani. Sorry for the delay I called the wrong number, potentially a massive mistake.. Anyways, are you on your way?
Dani: Nigga I'm already at preseason camp. Where you been
Beppe: Massimooooo. Icardi for 50m? Rumor has it he wants a raise. This oughta help. TROLOLOLOLOL *Click*
Wanda: Juve offered Inter 50m for you. Time to ask for a raise.
Beppe: Guys, watch this. (voice answers on other line). ADL, its beppe...
ADL: Jesus, now what Beppe? I'm trying to build a CL worthy team here.
Beppe: How does 40m plus Pereyra sound for that gem called Higuain?
ADL: Not for fucking sale. Never call me again.
Beppe: Excuse me? I just accidentally submitted the offer to the media. Have fun convincing Higuain of your winning project now that he knows we want him.
ADL: screams incoherently...
AA: Well trolled, Beppe. We managed to troll everyone.
Beppe: Not yet. I gotta make one more phone call. Galliani, hows it going?
Galliani: Not great. Budget is tight here I can't even use a real phone.
Beppe: I see. How is going with the Benatia & Pjaca negotiations?
Galliani: Well, we think we are close to at least one of them, particularly benatia seems convinced about our project.
Galliani: Oh you fucker...
Beppe: Serie A where are you?
Pavel: Holy shit I just thought of this, we haven't told Allegri yet.
Wait till he finds out.
Allegri: Hey guys I didnt' know we were having a meeting? What did I miss?
Pavel: I'll tell him. We signed Alves for free, Benatia on loan with an option, Pjanic from Roma, working on Pjaca & Gabigol still. Trolled Napoli, Inter & Milan all in one day. Beppe is working on either Icardi or Higuain. ADL, Galliani and Moratti are all raging
Allegri: I can't wait to get to the field now. Holy SHIT
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