Eljero Elia (37 Viewers)

[AOD4]

When we will see a clip of Elia doing his tricks in Juve shirt? Hopefully, he start playing sooner rather than later.

 

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[Salvatore]

Looks like Pepe is teaching him how to play.

 

[Firestarter]

Looks like Pepe is teaching him how to play.

Sweet baby jesus.

 

[Halabalu]

I like the way Elia jogging on the second pic... so relaxing... as he is running in the park alley !

 

[JuveJay]

According to rag papers here Newcastle want him on loan.

 

[Salvatore]

Sweet baby jesus.

It also looks like Elia is not impressed

 

[Bezzy]

According to rag papers here Newcastle want him on loan.

impossible.
like said before he can't play for any other club then juve or HSV this season.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

So, Mr "I am not injured" is actually training with the players that were & are now recovering. Makes sense.

 

[Martin]

Maybe his injury is not physical?

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Are you saying he is mentally, euhm, challenged?

That's not nice, Martin.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Looks like Pepe is teaching him how to play.

Oh great, lets make his twitter brain even dumber.

 

[Martin]

Are you saying he is mentally, euhm, challenged?

That's not nice, Martin.

Is it rude to speculate whether someone's leg is broken? Cmon now let's not get too touchy.

I'm just trying to take all the data about him being injured yet not injured according to himself and integrate it somehow to draw a conclusion.

 

[JuveJay]

impossible.
like said before he can't play for any other club then juve or HSV this season.

Look, these are the English tabloids, they don't care about facts

 

[Bezzy]

Look, these are the English tabloids, they don't care about facts

:facepalm:

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Is it rude to speculate whether someone's leg is broken? Cmon now let's not get too touchy.

I'm just trying to take all the data about him being injured yet not injured according to himself and integrate it somehow to draw a conclusion.

Let us know when you come to some sort of conclusion. I'd try it myself, but I don't think I have enough brain capacity in this player's case.
He's like an enigma wrapped in a riddle.


You might have a point about the "mental injury" though. After all, he does seem to think that he's living in some hip hop video

 

[Martin]

Let us know when you come to some sort of conclusion. I'd try it myself, but I don't think I have enough brain capacity in this player's case.
He's like an enigma wrapped in a riddle.


You might have a point about the "mental injury" though. After all, he does seem to think that he's living in some hip hop video

Simple really. Club thinks he's mentally injured, he doesn't realize it (because the injury degrades his self awareness) and he says he's not injured, meaning physically.

It's also supported by the fact that his injury is so long lasting. Physical injuries in pro sports are patched up pretty quick unless it's something really serious. Mental stuff though, that can go on for years. Just look at me.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Hmm, that sounds remarkably plausible. Too much so even.

 

[Dominic]

excellent theory

 

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Elia is looking at Pepe's hand like "Don't touch me scum"