Can't even really blame City in this scenario. After all, they're the footballing equivalent to an illiterate peon falling ass-backward into a goldmine and splurging on anything with a pulse as a result.
I blame Wolfsburg and that cuntrag Hoeneß who fucked us over real good. After adamantly refusing to sell up, despite the "favourable" deal we gave them on Diego, they turn around and whore Dzeko out a cut-rate not even six months later when we aren't able to bring him in ourselves.
Oh, and a special "fuck you" to the FIGC for their brainless move to "save Italian football", which will have absolutely no positive effect.