I don't really see the issue of going to Neymar's birthday party. He can do whatever he wants in his free time right? Was he drunk when he crashed or did he turn up late to training or something? The issue is just that he had a car crash but still went to Neymar's party?
A proper lolzillian would be drunk at 9 a.m., crash the car, get out and push a pregnant lady down, steal their car, drive to Neymar's bday, pull multiple leg muscles dancing to ai se eu te pego,, then arrive at training 5 hours late with sunglasses on.