Diego, Silva or Ribéry? (54 Viewers)

[The Curr]

Silva is a lazy Spanish and as we all know Spanish is too lazy and too slow for Serie A. Frankie Scars has a scar on his face and is too ugly for any league but the Boodieliga. By process of elimination one would think the Old Lady would purchase Diego, but his name is de Cunha and that sounds like Coon and Juve don't like to have more than one darkie on the team at a time (Zebina is french so he don't count and andrade is dead so he really isn't "on the team". So basically I predict that Juve will either...
a) Buy Gareth Barry because he's fast enough for serie a and Milan have an english so Juve will need to keep up.
b) Kerlon (the guy who bounce the ball off his nose as he runs down the field until someone cracks him in the face with a round house kick) because he'll sell tickets and ranieri needs more giggle in his life.
c) They will cut Paulsen and buy him again because why not?

Brilliant!!

 

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[Fred]

is he double footed or does he just adapt to where he is playing?

He plays with both feet very well and he is extremely versatile.

 

[Mark]

I think that if we don't get Diego we'll go for the best of the rest.(Hleb, Rakitic, Jankovic, Capel, Zhirkov, Simao, Guardado, Turan, Afellay, Cazorla, Gourcuff, Trochowski...)

 

[Enron]

Trochowski is a beast.

 

[Byrone]

Well Ribery for me,as for that list of yours Mark Rakitic/Gourcuff would be the best option available imo.What happened to your Fabregas link or is it false transfer news as Turks says?

 

[Bjerknes]

I will take Franck Diego De Cunha Silva Ribery, thank you very much.

 

[Enron]

Is that two head or one?

 

[Bjerknes]

Think Cerebrus.

 

[Mark]

Well Ribery for me,as for that list of yours Mark Rakitic/Gourcuff would be the best option available imo.What happened to your Fabregas link or is it false transfer news as Turks says?

It's not MY false transfer news.

I won't post the anymore and I'll get my news form the Drughi.

 

[Byrone]

It's not MY false transfer news.

I won't post the anymore and I'll get my news form the Drughi.

I didnt mean to hurt your feelings Mark,just enquiring brother.Besides Dusan is the false news transfer guru now.

 

[Enron]

Think Cerebrus.

Four legs too?

 

[Mark]

I didnt mean to hurt your feelings Mark,just enquiring brother.Besides Dusan is the false news transfer guru now.

You didn't, don't worry. Nice smile btw. :biggrin:

 

[Bjerknes]

Four legs too?

Two and two.

 

[Enron]

Two and two.

...




...2 and 2 :eyebrows:

 

[Byrone]

You didn't, don't worry. Nice smile btw. :biggrin:

Im trying to win a colgate endorsement.

 

[Bozi]

I know what you said, Mr Two-headed-monster.

You need to get your Diphallic Terata checked out.

nothing wrong there mate, just ask my wivesimp:

smartass

 

[Slow_Roll]

I think that if we don't get Diego we'll go for the best of the rest.(Hleb, Rakitic, Jankovic, Capel, Zhirkov, Simao, Guardado, Turan, Afellay, Cazorla, Gourcuff, Trochowski...)

The bolded ones I'd take as starters.
Underlined ones haven't seen enough to judge.
Rest are good enough to be squad players and maybe in the future stars.

 

[Luftwaffles]

I think that if we don't get Diego we'll go for the best of the rest.(Hleb, Rakitic, Jankovic, Capel, Zhirkov, Simao, Guardado, Turan, Afellay, Cazorla, Gourcuff, Trochowski...)

Mark, Hleb is simply nowhere near good enough to wear the black and white shirt.

Fred will know a lot more about him than me. However judging from his performances with Barcelona he shows little of the class we associate with his colleagues like Iniesta, Xavi, Messi and Henry.

I can see why Guardiola has made him, like Gudjohnsen, a bit part player who would be useful to bring on in the 77th minute of a match when the Catalans are leading by three or more goals and the match is already over.

The thought of Hleb at Turin is highly unpleasant.

 

[Mark]

I really like Hleb when he played for the U-21 and Stuttgart. He got lost a bit when he left.

 

[V]

Looking at their prices I'll go with Diego without thinking twice. If they're both available for free/same price and willing to come then I'd go with Ribery.

Okay..Personally, I'd break the bank on Ribery, no matter how much it costs.