Diego, Silva or Ribéry? (2 Viewers)

[Mark]

Let's says these guys are available next summer and you're Juve's GM, who would you buy considering Diego would cost around 25-30m €, Silva 30-35m € and Ribéry 45-50m €? All of which would take about 4.5-5m € per season in wages.

 

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[Stephan]

I heard Maldini is available next summer.

 

[Mark]

Funny, I'll laugh at it later.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Silva, I don't want good players taken from the Bundesliga.

 

[Mark]

You guys buy all of them usually.

 

[Stephan]

Silva, I don't want good players taken from the Bundesliga.

OH OH i want your waffles from bundesliga.

 

[Enron]

Silva is a lazy Spanish and as we all know Spanish is too lazy and too slow for Serie A. Frankie Scars has a scar on his face and is too ugly for any league but the Boodieliga. By process of elimination one would think the Old Lady would purchase Diego, but his name is de Cunha and that sounds like Coon and Juve don't like to have more than one darkie on the team at a time (Zebina is french so he don't count and andrade is dead so he really isn't "on the team". So basically I predict that Juve will either...
a) Buy Gareth Barry because he's fast enough for serie a and Milan have an english so Juve will need to keep up.
b) Kerlon (the guy who bounce the ball off his nose as he runs down the field until someone cracks him in the face with a round house kick) because he'll sell tickets and ranieri needs more giggle in his life.
c) They will cut Paulsen and buy him again because why not?

 

[Martin]

If we're gonna splash, we might as well splash for the most exciting choice, that is Frank.

And since this is complete fantasy the choice bears no consequence beyond that of a short lived psychological boost

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Silva is a lazy Spanish and as we all know Spanish is too lazy and too slow for Serie A. Frankie Scars has a scar on his face and is too ugly for any league but the Boodieliga. By process of elimination one would think the Old Lady would purchase Diego, but his name is de Cunha and that sounds like Coon and Juve don't like to have more than one darkie on the team at a time (Zebina is french so he don't count and andrade is dead so he really isn't "on the team". So basically I predict that Juve will either...
a) Buy Gareth Barry because he's fast enough for serie a and Milan have an english so Juve will need to keep up.
b) Kerlon (the guy who bounce the ball off his nose as he runs down the field until someone cracks him in the face with a round house kick) because he'll sell tickets and ranieri needs more giggle in his life.
c) They will cut Paulsen and buy him again because why not?

POST OF THE FUCKING MONTH!

 

[Stephan]

If we're gonna splash, we might as well splash for the most exciting choice, that is Frank.

And since this is complete fantasy the choice bears no consequence beyond that of a short lived psychological boost

most exciting? then i wouldnt bother with those 3, and just put Gigi-s wify to the left flank.

 

[Bjerknes]

The only realistic option there is Diego, but people are too scared to change systems.

So I'll go with Zhirkov.

 

[Stephan]

ill go with the tested and well oiled Nedved.

 

[Martin]

most exciting? then i wouldnt bother with those 3, and just put Gigi-s wify to the left flank.

Please restrict your shopping to the shopping list.

 

[Stephan]

but its the cheapest option

 

[Martin]

but its the cheapest option

The wife wants new drapes and she's generous enough to give you options. Simply complimenting the existing drapes will not do.

 

[Stephan]

Frankie Scars has a scar on his face and is too ugly for any league but the Boodieliga.

I thought the 45-50m € pricetag comes with the operated version?

 

[Enron]

I thought the 45-50m € pricetag comes with the operated version?

Fortune cookie cost extra!!!:jvefan:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Chinks!

 

[Ahmed]

Franck

 

[Elvin]

Don't matter to me, I'd jizz my pants if we got anyone of the 3.