You are an unique character with your hang up to say the least.
Trezeguet is 4th most consistent scorer in Serie A history. Yes, you read it right. Of the modern players of the last 30 years, he has the best scoring ratio in the league. And those 3 who have more then him, are big legends from the 40s-50s.
Beat that.
P.S Djibril fucking Cisse was chosen over him, just to name one. I repeat, Djibril Cisse. He outscored every french striker, but CISSE was still chosen over him.