Dani Alves (46 Viewers)

[JCK]

Let's get Carvajal instead.

 

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[Zacheryah]

Let's get Carvajal instead.

You know thats completely impossible

 

[GordoDeCentral]

what exactly do you mean by 'act'?

@Osman @Post Ironic @Hustini

Incredible really.

Almost makes me want to keep him just to freeze him out of squad completely (not on CL list, not allowed to train with the team, etc.).

Wouldn't exactly be a smart move on our part, but hey I'm not above petty behaviour

Congrats you are human

 

[Zacheryah]

Trow him into a room with Chiellini.

Have Bonucci's mental coach hand Giorgio his 2015 final boots and motivate him to do what gves him a "two laughing to tears smiley" reaction.

 

[abstract]

Watch him walk away for free.

 

[Zacheryah]

THIS chiellini

 

[DAiDEViL]

And his gf.

Wouldn't want her. That Dani DNA must be all over her.

...i'd always see this face :xperd: if i was with her. No thanks.

 

[lgorTudor]

Oh well, we would have needed to look into RB position soonish but now it's kind of urgent. Beppe will mesmerize us for sure

 

[DAiDEViL]

Such a shame, just when we was building the squad with winners. It disrupts our market strategy as well. Did tuttosport name any potential replacements?

You jinx players away with your avatars. First Bobby P, now Dani.

Who's gonna be your new ava?

 

[Zacheryah]

You jinx players away with your avatars. First Bobby P, now Dani.

Who's gonna be your new ava?

May i suggest Khedira ?

 

[DAiDEViL]

May i suggest Khedira ?

I'll suggest him to wear a Zach pic from the Post your Picture thread instead.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

And his gf.

And his CL finals boots from 2015 and burn them too... see how he feels then

 

[Mark]

Send a friendly reminded to our management that this guy has to be removed

Send a less friendly reminder that we dont take kindly to this kind of assholing

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@Mark how about this
@Osman how much of a downgrade you recon conti is ?

I said the same.

Alves got the experience but if the guy wants to go...
There would be other good options but I trust our guys to find an adequate replacement.

 

[PhRoZeN]

You jinx players away with your avatars. First Bobby P, now Dani.

Who's gonna be your new ava?

I'm waiting for my next feeling.

May i suggest Khedira ?

Nah, it all stems from a feeling I cant describe but I will try anyway. So please be patient with me while I explain.

This feeling, is like a bubbling feeling with a magnetic resonance that awakens the deeper part of my soul. My inner potential for discretion and subtle understanding is awakened. Next, it targets my senses of sight, smell and taste. It's like I can see Dani singing and jumping from one tree to another. I can smell, his cocadas and Paçoca. Taste, his churrasco. All of this happens while im in a state of true englightenment.

I then spend the next hour clenching my buttocks and releasing the bad brazilian gasses.

A few sips of peppermint tea and a couple of antacids later; this feeling disappears and by then I know its time to change the the avatar.

 

[piotrr]

Comes to Juve, most hate him, wins them with his performances and then makes all hate him again. :3::

 

[BayernFan]

Comes to Juve, most hate him, wins them with his performances and then makes all hate him again. :3::

Well he always been a retard really.

 

[il brutto]

Somehow I'm not even sure he is leaving. He's just a bit stupid and doesn't know the difference with being honest and being an asshole.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Somehow I'm not even sure he is leaving. He's just a bit stupid and doesn't know the difference with being honest and being an asshole.

Too many butthurt people here. The things he's been doing lately I can't see any other reason but to force his way out. So he's clearly not being stupid, just a douche bag.

Is it disrespectful? Sure but who the fucking cares... We paid his salary, he helped us get to yet another final. So whatever.

Let him go, find a replacement and move on.

At this point it doesn't matter we won't be able to find anyone close to his level at his role, just find someone solid.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Comes to Juve, most hate him, wins them with his performances and then makes all hate him again.

He almost got me. That douchebag.

 

[BayernFan]

How many of you in here likes him anyway? Guess its not a lot