Dani Alves (19 Viewers)

[Mark]

this is a special band

::hustini2::

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Yanni

 

[ZoSo]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

 

[kao_ray]

Is it official yet, can I green it, @Mark?

 

[Lapa]

All I see is a fucking camera that has been build in the 80's or something...

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

 

[j0ker]

What an annoying face he has

 

[j0ker]

But welcome

 

[adRHCP]

Lichtsteiner and Dani Alves, probably the best tandem of RB that any club in the world disposes of.

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And then Evra and Alex Sandro on the other side...

 

[vodka]

Well, the oldest quartet of fullbacks - definately

 

[adRHCP]

Alex Sandro is not that old

 

[da_ledgeaun]

Welcome Finally!!!

 

[s4tch]

Alex Sandro is not that old

still, the quartet has an average age of 31,25.

this is probably licht's last year with us. i hope lirola will be up to the task.

 

[K.O.]

Welcome to the REASON why Messi was beasting and Barca were winning.

 

[Zlatan]

So guise, if some of our lads formed a band. Who would be it's members?

My suggestion:

Lead vocals: Buffon (loves to sing very loudly. Not particularly good at it, but meh, there's autotune)
Guitar: Dani Alves (obviously)
Synth: Lichtsteiner (every band needs a serious german-looking guy on keys, tweaking buttons)
Drums: Chiellini (this gives his chest some time to heal, too, from all the beatings)
Bass: Marchisio (bass player's main role; look super cool)

Producer: Paolo De Ceglie


Manager:

New fans

 

[Klovn]

Welcome to the REASON why Messi was beasting and Barca were winning.

Lol

 

[Völler]

Welcome to the REASON why Messi was beasting and Barca were winning.

 

[Vlad]

What an annoying face he has

I absolutely hated this guy when he was at Barca. Easily one of the most annoying players they had. But good luck Dani.

 

[Vialli_92]

Why are we signing him? Doesn't really seem like a Juve signing if I'm honest.

He's a good player no doubt about it though.