So guise, if some of our lads formed a band. Who would be it's members?
My suggestion:
Lead vocals: Buffon (loves to sing very loudly. Not particularly good at it, but meh, there's autotune)
Guitar: Dani Alves (obviously)
Synth: Lichtsteiner (every band needs a serious german-looking guy on keys, tweaking buttons)
Drums: Chiellini (this gives his chest some time to heal, too, from all the beatings)
Bass: Marchisio (bass player's main role; look super cool)
Producer: Paolo De Ceglie
Manager: