Cristiano Ronaldo (140 Viewers)

[Powis]

CR7 reminds me a lot of myself in several ways

Both equally attractive?

 

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[Seven]

It's going to be a rough transition for CR7 to retirement, that much is obvious.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Zlatan is basically a shtick, he's joking

Psycho Ronaldo probably watches himself in the mirror for hours while shouting "WHO'S FABULOUS"

Zlatan is an absolute prick.

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CR7 reminds me a lot of myself in several ways

Both equally attractive?

No, they were both brutally molested by a Jewish mailman when they were seven years-old.

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Apparently in person he's down to earth

I do not believe this for one second.

 

[.zero]

No, they were both brutally molested by a Jewish mailman when they were seven years-old.

The first doesn’t negate the second

 

[Enron]

He is such an egotistical faggot. Not as far as Zlatan, but getting closer.

Hes still correct about the state of his club.

 

[.zero]

Hes still correct about the state of his club.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That mailman made you sing Hebrew like a Bar Mitzvah with his yarmulke'd arm up to the wrist in your John Brown hind-parts.

 

[Enron]

That mailman made you sing Hebrew like a Bar Mitzvah with his yarmulke'd arm up to the wrist in your John Brown hind-parts.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel baby.

 

[Post Ironic]

Why Bayern fans so butthurt about Cris always. Must be all those buttrapings their club suffered at his hands at Madrid.

 

[BayernFan]

Why Bayern fans so butthurt about Cris always. Must be all those buttrapings their club suffered at his hands at Madrid.

Why Allegri throaters always throating? Guess we all have our reasons

I always had a love-hate relationship to Ronaldo, at times I truly liked him and at other periodes I disliked him big time. Always respected him for his qualities on the field, always disliked him for his ego trips.

You'll find me mocking Messi just as much, Messi and Ronaldo fanboys are equally toxic.

 

[.zero]

Why Allegri throaters always throating? Guess we all have our reasons

I always had a love-hate relationship to Ronaldo, at times I truly liked him and at other periodes I disliked him big time. Always respected him for his qualities on the field, always disliked him for his ego trips.

You'll find me mocking Messi just as much, Messi and Ronaldo fanboys are equally toxic.

Triggered response

tbh my fren

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Why Allegri throaters always throating? Guess we all have our reasons

I always had a love-hate relationship to Ronaldo, at times I truly liked him and at other periodes I disliked him big time. Always respected him for his qualities on the field, always disliked him for his ego trips.

You'll find me mocking Messi just as much, Messi and Ronaldo fanboys are equally toxic.

All fanbois are equally toxic.

 

[BayernFan]

Triggered response

tbh my fren

I don't see how I'm triggered, I'm asnwering quite honestly in fact.

To me it seems more like Post Ironic is triggered some of us are sceptic towards his attitude

Couldn't care less about him scoring many goals against us, that's just because he's insanely good. If so I should dislike Messi even more for raping us/Boateng in 2015.

 

[Seven]

I don't see how I'm triggered, I'm asnwering quite honestly in fact.

To me it seems more like Post Ironic is triggered some of us are sceptic towards his attitude

Couldn't care less about him scoring many goals against us, that's just because he's insanely good. If so I should dislike Messi even more for raping us/Boateng in 2015.

You're right.

It's hard to hold grudges when you've been raped by so many players.

 

[BayernFan]

You're right.

It's hard to hold grudges when you've been raped by so many players.

Do you speak by experience as a Juve fan or?

 

[.zero]

I don't see how I'm triggered, I'm asnwering quite honestly in fact.

To me it seems more like Post Ironic is triggered some of us are sceptic towards his attitude

Couldn't care less about him scoring many goals against us, that's just because he's insanely good. If so I should dislike Messi even more for raping us/Boateng in 2015.

He drew you offsides. That's what I meant.

Either way, we're all having fun here

 

[BayernFan]

He drew you offsides. That's what I meant.

Either way, we're all having fun here

That's what happening, wasn't Ronaldos fault. He was just doing his job by scoring.

 

[.zero]

All fanbois are equally toxic.

Amen

 

[Nedved96]

On Wayne Rooney

“I don’t know why he criticises me so badly, probably because he finished his career and I’m still playing at high level. I’m not going to say that I’m looking better than him, which is true..."

“I’m not going to say that I’m looking better than him. Which is true . . . ”

 

[BayernFan]

He is looking better than Wayne Rooney (not hard), but should probably have kept it to himself for old friendships sake