Cristiano Ronaldo (40 Viewers)

Apr 12, 2004
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Zlatan is basically a shtick, he's joking

Psycho Ronaldo probably watches himself in the mirror for hours while shouting "WHO'S FABULOUS"
Zlatan is an absolute prick.

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CR7 reminds me a lot of myself in several ways
Both equally attractive?
No, they were both brutally molested by a Jewish mailman when they were seven years-old.

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Apparently in person he's down to earth
I do not believe this for one second.
 

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