Cristiano Ronaldo (152 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

Sky reported he has landed in Turin to present the offer of man city

Have these people not heard of Teams or Zoom?

 

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[Post Ironic]

Icardi is the same age as Higuain when we bought him. Turns 29 this season. Except less prolific goalscorer, even more one-dimensional, and even slower moving which is saying something given Higgy’s weight issues. If we pay 40-50mil for this guy and give him big wages

 

[icemaη]

All of them, they never stood a chance. It's a miracle if they turn out well.

Hopefully they do turn out well and document their story on r/insaneparents

 

[Ronn]

@Snobist you down for a threesome with Sarri and Wanda?

Wanda is. Not sure about Snobist.

 

[Post Ironic]

Cmon, Kean over Icardi? Mauro scored 29 goals in one league season

remind me what year that was?

Kean benched Icardi at PSG last year, ya know, isn’t coming off 3 mediocre years, and isn’t turning 29 this season.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

3+ years ago, sure. Last 3 years not so much.

The stats aren't that great but it's not horrible either. We'll see, he's still 28 should have a few years left.

 

[BayernFan]

Icardi is the ultimate poacher.

You don't think Allegri will be pissed at him for just standing still the whole match?

Not much movement from that guy, only when it comes to stealing another guys girlfriend.

 

[Luca]

Not even that but Ronaldo's general build up play is actually quite bad, and something Kane would have excelled in

It’s been beyond shocking for us.

 

[tassard]

Wasn't Mendes in Turin now how he has landed in porto

His jet is so fast

 

[icemaη]

Icardi is the same age as Higuain when we bought him. Turns 29 this season. Except less prolific goalscorer, even more one-dimensional, and even slower moving which is saying something given Higgy’s weight issues. If we pay 40-50mil for this guy and give him big wages

Make fun of Higuain as much as you want, but when we bought him, he was in his prime. Gave us one great and one good season. Icardi will do fuck all.

 

[Post Ironic]

The stats aren't that great but it's not horrible either. We'll see, he's still 28 should have a few years left.

We thought the same about Higgy.

Mauro is also a lazy, slow one-dimensional poacher who turns 29 this year. I don’t see him aging well.

 

[icemaη]

It’s been beyond shocking for us.

Pep's going to be ecstatic with Ronaldo's constant turnovers.

 

[Mark]

 

[Post Ironic]

Make fun of Higuain as much as you want, but when we bought him, he was in his prime. Gave us one great and one good season. Icardi will do fuck all.

Oh, I learned to love Higuain for those two years. He gave his all to the team and turned into a far more well-rounded striker.

Agree 100% on Icardi.

 

[Mark]

Icardi won't move if they sell MBappé?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Icardi is the ultimate poacher.

You don't think Allegri will be pissed at him for just standing still the whole match?

Not much movement from that guy, only when it comes to stealing another guys girlfriend.

This. Let's not build the team around feeding that one dimensional subhuman.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

yeah, that’s batshit crazy talk.

Georgina is younger and hotter sure but Snobist got a point there.

For Icardi to do what he did to his friend it could only be for one reason, she absolutely fucked his brains out. Wanda's gotta be a beast in bed.

 

[icemaη]

Oh, I learned to love Higuain for those two years. He gave his all to the team and turned into a far more well-rounded striker.

Agree 100% on Icardi.

 

[IlCapitano]

Kean over Icardi all day every day.

He's our youth product, helps with CL registration, much younger, works for the team, has lungs of a horse and still scores a decent amount.

Can't talk about building a team and then bring a lot less talented Ronaldo (in terms of standing around and pouting).

 

[icemaη]

Hopefully that means no Icardi