Cristiano Ronaldo (310 Viewers)

[BayernFan]

Won't get used to him in a City jersey.

It took me some time to get used to him in a Juve jersey as well because he was just the epitome of Real Madrid for so many years.

But City?

 

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[Hist]

It was a pleasure having him here. I am super curious how many goals he will score with Pep's creative machine behind him. Messi and Ronaldo will both score a shit ton of goals this season.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

we're tweeting fake Romano's now?

Yeah, that's what I mean by "I got got". Saw that shared elsewhere.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Wanda > Jorgina. Good deal.

Georgina is hotter but as a Juventino, you gotta love Wanda. She killed that Inter season and caused so many problems. Since that saga I love her. Many Juventini seem to have forgotten that.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

we're tweeting fake Romano's now?

Di Culo anyone?

 

[Mark]

Yeah, that's what I mean by "I got got"

pardon I read as I got it. lol

 

[Post Ironic]

Hopefully we get Kean. Icardi would be so disgusting

 

[Mark]

Di Culo anyone?

Ursolo > Di Culo

 

[juve123]

Wasn't Mendes in Turin now how he has landed in porto

 

[Ronn]

Wanda > Jorgina. Good deal.

This explains a lot of things

 

[Mark]

Wanda > Jorgina. Good deal.

@Post Ironic

 

[Boksic]

Not sure he will enjoy Pep's constant rotation. Sure he will enjoy Sterling's diving for penalties though.

I'm surprised to see him go to City, I thought he had more respect for Man Utd. Turns out what most people think of him is correct.

 

[Post Ironic]

I'm not even mad at this point. Punchable face aside I think Icardi guarantees goals.

3+ years ago, sure. Last 3 years not so much.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Wasn't Mendes in Turin now how he has landed in porto

racking up dem air miles

Turin > Paris > Porto

 

[Post Ironic]

@Post Ironic

yeah, that’s batshit crazy talk.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Not sure he will enjoy Pep's constant rotation. Sure he will enjoy Sterling's diving for penalties though.

I'm surprised to see him go to City, I thought he had more respect for Man Utd. Turns out what most people think of him is correct.

Not even that but Ronaldo's general build up play is actually quite bad, and something Kane would have excelled in

 

[DAiDEViL]

yeah, that’s batshit crazy talk.

@Snobist you down for a threesome with Sarri and Wanda?

 

[Akshen]

Cmon, Kean over Icardi? Mauro scored 29 goals in one league season

 

[juve123]

racking up dem air miles

Turin > Paris > Porto

Sky reported he has landed in Turin to present the offer of man city

 

[DanielSz]

Cmon, Kean over Icardi? Mauro scored 29 goals in one league season

guessing Kean is more available than Icardi. Also cheaper