Bro, we both know you'd let Ronaldo go in on you with no lube for a few hundred pesos.
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Add to that, although it's not the case here, but indicative of the bullshit of the #metoo movement in general, is this equating of even the most minor forms of harassment (or even nothing at all) with sexual assault/rape.
When you come across MeToo posts about how a guy asked a girl out at work and it made her feel uncomfortable in her work place. So much cringe.