++ [ originally posted by Alex
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Couple of funny computer quotes..
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Can you compile your Windows?
Using Windows is like going back to second grade math
Linux: Because a Pc is a terrible thing to waste
Type any 11-digit prime number to continue
May the source be with you
The meta-turing test states that a machine is truly intelligent when it performs the Turing Test on objects of its own creation.
The Five Phases of Development: 1) Excitement 2) Disillusion 3) Search For The Guilty 4) Punish The Innocent 5) Reward The Uninvolved. WARNING: We think lots of people are exploitable.
Pick the fone, call a random number and shout: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AAAA" (more than 1024). Chances are that the connection will get dropped.
ACK and you shall receive.
"Ok, but before that's done, I'd like to see a law against referring to people who write in VB as 'programmers.'"
If a function be advertised to return an error code in the event of difficulties, thou shalt check for that code, yea, even though the checks triple the size of thy code and produce aches in thy typing fingers, for if thou thinkest ``it cannot happen to me'', the gods shall surely punish thee for thy arrogance.
Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good. -- Homer Simpson (not linux but whatever)
We are experiencing MVS processor spin loops, the programs are running while holding a disabled CPU. This is causing XCF communication delays to the point where we are losing VTAM RTP routing, are suffering OSPF adjacency failures on TCP/IP dynamic routing and MIM VCF failures. Whatever this code is, it should NOT be propagated to production or we run the risk of losing the development plex if XCF signaling is adversely impacted by processor disabled spin loops. :dazed:
Emacs is an excellent operating system, a shame it hasn't got a decent text editor.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention