Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (2 Viewers)

josephine

Junior Member
Aug 10, 2002
167
Thanks Vit I just came home from football! :D I'm a goalkeeper (like Gigi :D ) and i just got a fat lip from saving a goal! And it hurts I might say! But I'll live ;)
So i'm back with some more funny pics! :)
 

vitoria_Ally

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
7,232
++ [ originally posted by josephine ] ++
Thanks Vit I just came home from football! :D I'm a goalkeeper (like Gigi :D ) and i just got a fat lip from saving a goal! And it hurts I might say! But I'll live ;)
So i'm back with some more funny pics! :)
Josy you are a goalie :dazed:! It's :cool:
And thanks for the pics again :D
And second is so cruel :D
 

Bongiovi

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2002
587
HAHA....great....
Hope ya fat lips gone down!

Here's a little joke!

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
>
>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
>suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed
>there.
>Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
>Jim
>out.
>
> When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he
>immediately
>ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered
her
>to
>be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
>"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is
>you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save
>the
>life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad
>news
>is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in
>the
>bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
>
>Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
>
>
>
 

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