HAHA....great....
Hope ya fat lips gone down!
Here's a little joke!
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
>
>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
>suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed
>there.
>Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
>Jim
>out.
>
> When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he
>immediately
>ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered
her
>to
>be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
>"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is
>you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save
>the
>life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad
>news
>is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in
>the
>bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
>
>Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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