++ [ originally posted by DP's_Apprentice ] ++
Anybody got any good football jokes?
This one's quite old and very popular so you might already know it but perhaps there's someone who doesn't so here goes:
A mother takes her little boy (a Juve fan) to see the pope in Vatican city. They leave Turin early so they come on time to stand right up front where the pope passes.
After some waiting, the pope mobile comes around the corner. the pope waves and shakes hands with some people but when he arrives at a little boy with a Roma jersey, he stops and talks to him, only to move further a little later and ignore the little Juventino further down the road.
The little boy is very upset and starts crying. In an attempt to make him feel better, the mother explains that the pope probably didn't see him and they'll come back next week.
The following week, they are at the same position and the same thing happens. The pope stops at the Roma boy to talk and then quickly moves on to ignore the little Juventino.
The little boy is now convinced he must have done something horrible and that he'll end up in hell so the mother comforts him by saying the pope is probably a Roma fan and they'll come back next week, wearing a Roma jersey.
So they do. The little Juventino, wearing a Roma #10 jersey with Totti written on the back, is right back up front a week later as the pope mobile comes around the corner. The pope drives up to him and stops, saying: "How many times do I have to tell you to f*ck off?!?!?!"
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