Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (50 Viewers)
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Here's one:
Little Freddie walks in on his mom and dad makin love.
Freddie asks: Mom, what are you doing?
Mom: Umm...uh...Im....um....Daddy gets full of air sometimes and i gotta let some out....
Dad: Yeah. Thats what she's doing.
Freddie: Well mom, thats a waste of time cuz the lady next-door's just gonna blow him back up again.....
Little Freddie walks in on his mom and dad makin love.
Freddie asks: Mom, what are you doing?
Mom: Umm...uh...Im....um....Daddy gets full of air sometimes and i gotta let some out....
Dad: Yeah. Thats what she's doing.
Freddie: Well mom, thats a waste of time cuz the lady next-door's just gonna blow him back up again.....
There are five poeple in a plane, The Pope, David Beckham, Gerry Adams, Roy Keane and a little girl, aged 10. Unfortunately, the plane runs out of fuel, so the passengers will have to use parachutes. The pilot quickly steals one of the parachutes, and escapes, so there are 4 parachutes between the five passengers.
Roy Keane says "I should take one, because i am a very important footballer, I have lots of fans and I am important to them." The others agree, so Keane escapes.
Gerry Adams says "I am an important politician, I can make peace in Northern Ireland, so surely I must take one." The others agree, so Adams escapes.
David Beckham says "I am a very important footballer, an idol to kids. I have two kids of my own and wife..and I want a chance to prove to people that i am not stupid, like they think"
So he takes a parachute and escapes.
The pope says to the little girl, "Only one parachute is left. I am old, you have your whole life ahead of you...take the last parachute, save yourself."
The girl says "No, there are two left, Beckham took my satchel"
Roy Keane says "I should take one, because i am a very important footballer, I have lots of fans and I am important to them." The others agree, so Keane escapes.
Gerry Adams says "I am an important politician, I can make peace in Northern Ireland, so surely I must take one." The others agree, so Adams escapes.
David Beckham says "I am a very important footballer, an idol to kids. I have two kids of my own and wife..and I want a chance to prove to people that i am not stupid, like they think"
So he takes a parachute and escapes.
The pope says to the little girl, "Only one parachute is left. I am old, you have your whole life ahead of you...take the last parachute, save yourself."
The girl says "No, there are two left, Beckham took my satchel"
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Frankly I don't see the credibility in that joke. I mean you're trying to tell me Keane was smart enough to take the shoot and Becks wasn't? It would have to be the other way around
Frankly I don't see the credibility in that joke. I mean you're trying to tell me Keane was smart enough to take the shoot and Becks wasn't? It would have to be the other way around
it was kinda funny IMO.
you right abouth beckam being harmless and it's hould be reverse.. but it's not matter, it's only a joke