Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: It's no big deal unless you're not getting any
Q: Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
A: It comes with all of Ken's stuff
Q: What's the difference between a priest and zits?
A: Zits don't come on your face until you're 13
Q: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future either
Q: Why do jews have big noses?
A: Air is free.
Q: Why are Mexicans like sperm?
A: Only one in a hundred work.
Q: Why is Arab air force easy to train?
A: Because you only have to teach them to take off
Q: What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
A: American girls get stoned before they commit adultery