You have to sing this to the Queen song!
> Subject: Roy-Keanian Rhapsody .....
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> > Mama, just kicked a man.
> > There's a screw loose in my head,
> > Because I tried to break his leg,
> >
> > Fergie, the seasons just begun,
> > But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
> >
> > Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
> > Makes me want to sigh!
> > We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth
> > Williams,
> > Carry On, Camping,
> > The whole teams just in tatters.
> >
> > Too late, my crime is done,
> > Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
> > Now he's aching all the time,
> >
> > Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
> > Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a twat!
> >
> > Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
> > He doesn't seem to try,
> > I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
> >
> > (guitar solo)
> >
> > (Opera Section)
> > I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
> >
> > LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
> > HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
> >
> > Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening
> > indeed!!!
> >
> > WHERE IS RIO ?,
> > Where is Rio?,
> >
> > WHERE IS RIO?,
> > Where is Rio?,
> >
> > Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too
> > slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
> >
> > I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
> >
> > HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
> >
> > SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
> >
> > Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
> >
> > HE WILL NOT!
> >
> > No! He's simply got to score!
> >
> > HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
> >
> > No! He's simply got to score!
> >
> > HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
> >
> > NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER
> > SCORE.........
> >
> > NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
> >
> > Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
> >
> > Has he really stubbed his toe ?
> >
> > Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
> >
> > Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
> >
> > (Guitar riff)
> >
> > So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
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> >
> > Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
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> > Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
> >
> > I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
> >
> > (Slow bit)
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> > All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
> >
> > Now I've got a Court case...........I just want to
> > kick folk, you see ?
> >
> > Tell me where did Mick go ?
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