Scotsman and baseballs
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A Scotsman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball
game. The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few
swings, and then hits a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!"
The next batter hits a single and the Scotsman listened as the
crowd again cheered, "Run! Run!"
The Scotsman enjoyed the game and started screaming with the fans.
The third batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire
called "Walk!" and the batter started his slow trot to first base.
The Scotsman stood up and screamed, "Run, ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Scotsman
sat back down. A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment,
leaned over and explained, "He can't run--he's got four balls."
The Scotsman jumped up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad!"
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A Scotsman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball
game. The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few
swings, and then hits a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!"
The next batter hits a single and the Scotsman listened as the
crowd again cheered, "Run! Run!"
The Scotsman enjoyed the game and started screaming with the fans.
The third batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire
called "Walk!" and the batter started his slow trot to first base.
The Scotsman stood up and screamed, "Run, ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Scotsman
sat back down. A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment,
leaned over and explained, "He can't run--he's got four balls."
The Scotsman jumped up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad!"
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